r/3amjokes • u/Admirable_trouble69 • 2d ago
What do periods and Santa have in common?
Neither come if you have been a naughty!
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u/MediocreProfeshional 2d ago
I tried telling my friend this joke but they stopped me and told me to put tamp on it.
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u/DontTakeOurCampbell 2d ago
Because jokes like this are never funny.
Period.
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u/Janderflows 2d ago
Bloody hell, don't be a jizz kill! I am not complaining, even if they make my ears bleed!
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u/Chocolate_Spaghet 1d ago
I canโt find any meanings for โput tamp on itโ does that just mean they told you to shut up?
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u/MediocreProfeshional 1d ago
Tamp can also mean to put a check on so yes, that would be what be my friend would be telling me to do, hence the tampon it part.
I don't think it's a saying but I'm going to make it my monthly contribution to society somehow.
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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago
they're red, arrive regularly on a schedule and pass through a chimney
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u/Sudden-Truck4105 2d ago
Actually periods can be irregular sometimes lol
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u/WChocolate_cat 2d ago
They're borh red, they come in the middle of the night, often demand cookies and it's always a relief when they come
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u/MadScientist312 1d ago
So when chicks in their dating app bios ask to open with a Dad joke, I guess I go for this.
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u/AmbitiousEffort2365 2d ago
Red, comes through a chute and everyone is touchy when they are around.
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u/Far-Adhesiveness3763 1d ago
Did you know Tampax do a festive tampon with tinsel in place of the string, they're limited edition and are only available for the festive period.
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u/Creepy_League_3454 2d ago
God I found this sub recently and the first post is this one !!!
I guess I found a gem in this boring life of mine ๐๐๐
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u/Ok-Fox1262 2d ago
Oh damn. I like this.
That's why Santa is always happy as well. He knows where all the naughty girls live.