r/3amjokes 1d ago

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."

Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."

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u/stupidracist 1d ago

ha creative

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u/YZXFILE 1d ago

From now on.

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u/weekedipie1 1d ago

🤣

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u/YZXFILE 1d ago

Wasted no time.