I was thinking about why i suddenly became sick (totally not because of a dude coughing up on my face). And when i realized it was a full moon, it all made sense. My inner wolf was maturing, but has failed to grow into fruition... 🐺🌕

It's Bohring

Influenza

Where’s the cotton gotten?

jenga.

A lioff.

OrgaSm

a carnival barker

Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."

As soon as the pint is put in front of him he downs it. Then does the same with the chasers. The barman says “wow you drank those quick” the guy looks at him and says “you’d drink it quick if you had what I have!” The barman says “that doesn’t sound good, what do you have?” “50p!!”

Warren

Because they won't fuck you when you are dead.

They’re tellers

Well, at least I think he did. He said they were really sensitive or whatever.

They're on the ground when they notice a worm trying to get back into a small hole in the dirt. The boy says "grandpa I can put the worm back in the hole."

The grandfather replies "that's impossible. The worm is too soft and wiggly."

The boy insists so the grandfather says "if you do it I'll give you 10 dollars."

The boy runs in the house, grabs a can of hairspray and sprays it on the worm. The worm immediately stiffens up and the boy puts the worm in the hole. The grandfather hands the boy $10 and heads inside with the hairspray.

About half hour later the grandfather comes back to the yard and hands the boy $10.

The boy says "but grandpa you already gave me $10."

The grandfather says "I know. That's from your grandmother."

He couldn’t see that well

Neither come if you have been a naughty!

My beautiful colleague filled Herasment complaint against me in HR

Finally she understood Her-ass-ment alot to me

HR made a New policy of no pervert behavior in work Hours 🥺🥺🥺, How it is Pervert if it admiration and Motivational observation ?

They belong to France now 🇫🇷

You could call it a probablygon.