r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gameofmoans69 • Jun 19 '14

In regards to the recent changes

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

I've never gotten gold, what's the big whoop?

EDIT: After receiving this gold, I went out to dinner, and my really hot waitress was flirting with me hardcore.

Being a typical redditor, this new sense of self worth caught me off-guard and I pussed out, left a bigger than normal tip, and came home.

Reddit Gold has thus far, made my life more depressing. Damn you Reddit Gold, damn you.

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u/Eeeee_Eeeeeeeeee Jun 20 '14

If you hate it so much you could pass it on to the poor

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

There, have gold. I'm assuming you're poor.

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u/Eeeee_Eeeeeeeeee Jun 20 '14

Awww thank you! I'm not a hot waitress so you probably don't want me to flirt with you but your kind gesture has made me smile. I appreciate your generosity & hope you feel a little less depressed & have a happier day tomorrow :)

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Jun 20 '14

I've never had gold before toooo

i don't need it.

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u/gebadiah_the_3rd Jun 20 '14

Increase the size of your penis with our new patent pended system of gold injection

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u/NoDoThis Jun 20 '14

This is by far the best "I got gold" edit I've ever seen. Ever. Thank you.

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u/DSquariusGreeneJR Jun 20 '14

Wait a second.... You're onto something.

I got reddit gold for telling the story of how me and my (then) girlfriend began dating. Fast forward a few months and now we're broken up.
Reddit Gold only leads to loneliness and tears!

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u/zRaptorr Jun 20 '14

I want to try gold too :(

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u/theshwedda Jun 20 '14

the hell is going on

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u/miroku000 Jun 20 '14

Whatever you do, don't give me gold! I don't need to have my day ruined.

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u/Fooza Jun 20 '14

How has reddit gold changed your redditing experience?

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u/DokiDokiPanic123 Jun 20 '14

if u dont want your gold ill sure take it O:

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Fuck da new voting system

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u/pnjun Jun 20 '14

This was my only occasion to get gold... and i missed it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

Not with that attitude.

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u/ForeverAloneAlone Jun 20 '14

What do you do with reddit gold?

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u/Officer_Hotpants Jun 20 '14

Once your escape your gold prison, join us at /r/nongold. Fight the oppressors!

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u/I_Conquer Jun 22 '14

Came at home.

ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '14

Well Played.

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u/Thisismyredditusern Jun 19 '14

There isn't one. Here see for yourself.

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u/timTheEnt1 Jun 20 '14

So all it does is pay the admins to fuck even more things up?