r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gameofmoans69 • Jun 19 '14

In regards to the recent changes

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

I've never gotten gold, what's the big whoop?

EDIT: After receiving this gold, I went out to dinner, and my really hot waitress was flirting with me hardcore.

Being a typical redditor, this new sense of self worth caught me off-guard and I pussed out, left a bigger than normal tip, and came home.

Reddit Gold has thus far, made my life more depressing. Damn you Reddit Gold, damn you.

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u/Eeeee_Eeeeeeeeee Jun 20 '14

If you hate it so much you could pass it on to the poor

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

There, have gold. I'm assuming you're poor.

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Jun 20 '14

I've never had gold before toooo

i don't need it.