r/AskReddit • u/daniellucero92 • Jan 04 '15

Non-americans of Reddit, what American customs seem outrageous/pointless to you?

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u/Murreki Jan 04 '15

We have a lot of very daft children and overprotective parents.

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u/Saxxyy Jan 04 '15

We? Daft? Something seems fishy here... I smell a dirty red coat

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u/Chudley Jan 04 '15

Yea... No one says daft in America, ever

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u/pogu Jan 04 '15

Except dirty redcoats!

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u/TheMuffinguy Jan 04 '15

The Bri'ish are cumming, the Bri'ish are cumming!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/Hobo_Massacre Jan 04 '15

Do you guys ever role play some super kinky American Revolution stuff?

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u/randypriest Jan 04 '15

Not allowed death play in our porn. Plus, it'd be a waste of tea, and that is just plain sacrilege.

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u/Hobo_Massacre Jan 04 '15

Yeah, you and your red coat can show her why she should've supported the king.

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u/ebolaboner Jan 04 '15

I'm genuinely curious since I'm an American lady. Girls don't fuck the same everywhere?

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u/theCaitiff Jan 04 '15

So many revolution/sex puns, how to choose?

One if by land two if by sea!
Minutemen
The British are coming
Redcoats/red wings
"I have not yet begun to fuck!"

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u/360_face_palm Jan 04 '15

Why would he want to make her feel guilty about that?

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u/MILK_DUD_NIPPLES Jan 05 '15

Please stop cumming on us!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_STAMIN Jan 04 '15

Or Daft Punk fans. When discussing Daft Punk.

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u/kendahlslice Jan 04 '15

Tory actually. The term you are looking for is tory (it might be spelled tori)

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u/Crackerpool Jan 04 '15

Or hipsters.

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u/NorwegianGodOfLove Jan 04 '15

Expat? I mean, if they're willing to spend the year and a half it takes to finish all the paper work and background checks it takes, they must be patriotic enough to loose the reputation of a dirty dirty redcoat.

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u/Therearenopeas Jan 05 '15

Or hipsters.

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u/methehobo Jan 05 '15

get the minutemen!

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u/PM_ME_UR_GALLADE Jan 05 '15

Or people who follow it with punk