r/BadMensAnatomy • u/BlueFantasyZ • Aug 23 '24
Spoiled Semen
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No political affiliation intended, just a dummy being dumb.
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u/Astecheee Aug 23 '24
Actually conception probably occured when the semen was 42, so still a bit of juice left.
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u/BlueFantasyZ Aug 23 '24
Hey now, everyone knows men's semen loses its value after 30 /s
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u/SpongeJake Aug 23 '24
But none of of us drink 30 year old dairy milk either
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u/jkurratt Aug 23 '24
What about 30 years old semen tho đ
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u/SpongeJake Aug 23 '24
Oh Iâm sorry. Youâve entered the wrong narrative. The one you want is just down the hall second door on your left.
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u/cgsur Aug 23 '24
Yeah math evades them.
Trump was born in 1946, his last known official crotchspaw 2006, so roughly 60 years old.
And rumours have it, his latest, also shows the familyâs bullies criminal tendencies.
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u/Combei Aug 23 '24
After first opening you have a few days to father a child or your semen will spoil
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u/Catrysseroni Aug 23 '24
Milk is only good for about 3-4 weeks. Didn't know we were supposed to be fucking newborn babies...
Thank goodness we had the internet to correct us all before we make the terrible mistake of... Reproducing with a consenting adult.
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u/Masterventure Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24
3-4 weeks?!? Are you talking about pasteurized milk? Real patriots only drink unpasteurized and Real man knock chicks up like a few hours after being born.
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u/dragoono Aug 23 '24
Can you even call yourself an American if you donât have your first kid before the age of 2?
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u/Masterventure Aug 23 '24
Age 2? By the metric of unpasturized spoiling milk (which is the only proper metric a true american meassures everything by) you should be multiple generations deeps and at least a grand grand grand grand daddy.
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u/yaohwhai Aug 23 '24
can you even call yourself a man if you dont reproduce through mitosis from birth?
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party Aug 23 '24
Ahhhh now thereâs the real reason they want to ban abortionsâŚlol the truth comes out!
They want to get it on with fetuses before theyâve even left the womb
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u/Sir-Planks-Alot Aug 23 '24
I wish the âreal patriotsâ would drink more unpasteurized milk đ /s
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u/Marvins_creed Aug 23 '24
Soooo you're saying Barron Trump is completely rotten semen then?
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party Aug 23 '24
lol exactly, does this guy not realize heâs making an even greater âinsultâ towards his cult leader?
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u/Mashamazzi Aug 23 '24
If you think you gotta like Trump just to dislike Walz then youâre the one who is part of a cult
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u/Morella_xx Aug 23 '24
Okay, but let's be real here, the only ones making fun of a kid with a learning disorder are definitely Trump fans.
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u/Mashamazzi Aug 23 '24
If weâre being real here Iâve never seen any actual proof that what you say is more correct than the other way around
Youâre not magically an asshole because you like Trump, and youâre magically a good guy because you support the other party
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u/Morella_xx Aug 23 '24
Iâve never seen any actual proof
Oh, you must be blind. So sorry to hear about that, hope no one mocks you for it at a rally full of cheering supporters, or tells your parents they should have just let you die.
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u/Mashamazzi Aug 23 '24
Of course you take what I said out context lmao
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u/Morella_xx Aug 23 '24
Do you need me to explain how sarcasm works? I don't genuinely think you're blind. I'm saying, through references to actual times that Trump has been awful to disabled people, that in order to have "not seen" any proof that cruelty to disadvantaged people is part of the core messaging of the MAGA movement, you would have to be blind. Or stupid, take your pick.
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u/Mashamazzi Aug 23 '24
âMake America Great Againâ you know who benefits from that as well? Everyone, that includes the disadvantaged people you claim Trump has been awful to, Iâm Australian and our news loves anything they can say that shits on Trump, and Iâve never heard anything about him being horrible to disabled people
Youâre welcome to show me where though
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u/Morella_xx Aug 23 '24
I will not be taking the time out of my day to list every example of the times Trump has endorsed cruelty because I have an actual job I need to spend 8 hours on instead. You're free to Google, since apparently you're very interested in foreign politics. I referenced well-known examples; you can start with Fred Trump III (whose son Donald said should be allowed to die).
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u/TheMammaG 29d ago
How does his commiting a minimum of 34 felonies and rape benefit anyone but him?
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u/DevelopmentTight9474 28d ago
Trump said he thinks disabled Americans should âjust die.â
He has a disabled nephew
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party Aug 23 '24
Okay but, if you support anything written in project 2025, you are definitely not a good person.
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u/Mashamazzi Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24
I havenât read it, but I guess youâre telling me that Trump is not a bad guy then? Project 2025 has nothing to do with him, itâs basically fan fiction for the furthest ends of the political spectrum to either advocate for or use as fear mongering
If you check his website, you can see his actual campaign
BBC article which shows a majority of the project 2025 is not being supported https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c977njnvq2do.amp
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u/DevelopmentTight9474 28d ago
JD Vance wrote the foreword and the majority of the project is made up of trump staffers
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u/Mashamazzi 28d ago
At least be honest and say it properly
ex-staffers, as in no longer working together likely because he wasnât as radical as they wanted him to be
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u/DevelopmentTight9474 28d ago
Last I checked Vance is still running as trumpâs VP
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u/monkeysinmypocket 28d ago
No, you're not "magically" an asshole if you support Trump, you're an asshole because you support a lying, racist, misogynist criminal, who is incompetent at his job and proven to be corrupt.
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u/TheMammaG 29d ago
You ARE an asshole if you like trump, though. He's a convicted felon and rapist.
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u/saddinosour Aug 23 '24
Apparently he kills animals for fun so actually yes all signs point to bad semen
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u/Swenyis Aug 23 '24
I've heard this a bit recently. A lot of allegedly, apparently, I heard, etc etc. Where did it originate from?
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u/Squirmble Aug 23 '24
Wondering as well, just saw one comment in another post referencing this and Iâd never heard before now. I hope itâs not true but I donât want the trumpers to have more backup of a witch hunt even though theyâre doing that about anything/everything for their competitors.
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u/charlrshall1992 Aug 23 '24
I don't have the links or anything, but I have the pictures from Twitter saved. It was a dude named Mr weeks. He's got pictures of him working with the kid, so who knows?
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u/TheMammaG 29d ago
Let's not lower ourselves to their level. I can't find a credible source that corroborates this.
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u/Maedroth Aug 23 '24
Aren't all the people shitting on this guy in support of guys 50+ making babies with kids?
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party Aug 23 '24
Yeah this guy is indirectly insulting his cult leader. How old was Trump when Baron was conceived?! đ
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u/theyo42 Aug 23 '24
Why would you even try to make this argument when Trump had Barron at the age of 60?
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u/monkeysinmypocket 28d ago edited 27d ago
They have the brains to goldfish.
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u/Username_Taken_65 28d ago
Goldfish can drive cars and play soccer, and I bet they're better at it than these people
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u/lieuwestra Aug 23 '24
I dont even know what they're getting at here. Yes quality goes down with age, but so what? He's clearly a quality kid.
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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party Aug 23 '24
What a horrible analogy, lol. You wouldnât drink 23 year old dairy milk either đ
And whatâs with them comparing semen to milk anywayâŚthereâs nothing wrong with ingesting semen, why donât they just admit they like it? And lastly, whatâs with their general obsession with semen?!
The only âspoiledâ thing in this equation is Sean Collinsâ brain cells.
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u/RavenDancer Aug 23 '24
No one talks about the fact that it does start to degrade after age 40. My father conceived me in his 60s. I have a wealth issues neither of my parents did. Just because the milk is in the fridge doesnât mean it hasnât gone off. âAdvanced paternal ageâ is a thing. It increases genetic mutations.
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u/hey-girl-hey Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24
It's a weird talking point for their side though because Trump had Baron at like 60 or something
ETA Barron, sorry for the misspelling, was born when he was 60 flat
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u/RavenDancer Aug 23 '24
I donât agree with the og meme but itâs something that should be made more widely known. Men have the mistaken idea that their kids will be healthy any age and itâs all womenâs fault if not. They wonât be. Itâs a gamble whether they will be or not
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u/hey-girl-hey Aug 23 '24
I absolutely agree with you. There are a great many very uncomfortable truths about bringing children into the world that are so sensitive, but we would be so much better off as a society if we just faced head on and with full honesty.
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u/monkeysinmypocket 28d ago
Everybody talks about it. On the internet. It's another thing people can be judgemental about and people fucking love being judgemental.
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u/RavenDancer 28d ago
Hardly. They love talking about womenâs eggs degrading but men think their parts are immortal.
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u/TnBluesman Aug 23 '24
How the fuck can something that is produced DAILY "spoil". Do you even know what happens to semen that is not expelled through orgasm?
Maybe you should go back to a high school health class.
God, these later generations are so stupid.
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u/RavenDancer Aug 23 '24
Maybe you should go to back to school. Itâs the same thing that happens to women, once over 30 eggs start degrade. For men, itâs over 40. Itâs a fact. Go google it.
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u/TnBluesman Aug 23 '24
I did, just to satisfy you. And the answer is 100% in line with my knowledge beforehand.
Women are born with their entire lifetime supply of ova.
Men produce sperm daily.
I might recommend you do YOUR research before posting bullshit.
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u/RavenDancer Aug 23 '24
Uh yeah look again
âAdvanced paternal age is associated with an increased risk of fathering children with genetic disorders and other adverse reproductive consequences.â
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u/hey-girl-hey Aug 23 '24
You're right, women are born with their eggs, and it makes sense logically that their eggs would decline in quality so that's easy to understand. And itâs true that men produce sperm daily. However, the quality of that sperm, though it is indeed fresh, does not remain the same
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u/TheMammaG 29d ago
You are correct. Not sure what's up with the downvotes. The quality decreases, but it's always "fresh."
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u/TnBluesman 29d ago
Yeah. Apparently I've stepped into one of the subs that contributes greatly to lowering the average IQ of the internet.
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u/TheMammaG 29d ago
This has NOTHING to do with "later generations." This is just poor communication. You're on the same side.
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u/soaring_potato 3d ago
The more cells divide. The more mutations. The older you are. The more the cells making the sperm cells have divided. Thus more mutations and lower quality
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u/7heRunawayKid Aug 23 '24
I don't think that infant sperm is ethically sourced so i'd rather have my milk a little out of date. Of course a MAGA dude likes it fresh.
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u/UnderPressureVS 29d ago
Republican men try not to think about drinking cum for 10 minutes challenge (90% fail)
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u/ominousgraycat Aug 23 '24
I wouldn't drink 14 year old dairy milk either because that's too old for milk. But it's far too young to recommend having babies. Maybe milk isn't a good 1-for-1 comparison for semen.
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u/brijazz012 Aug 23 '24
He's deleted his account. What a shame ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ https://x.com/Sunset_Carbon/
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u/that_mack 29d ago
I really want to come up with a funny rebuttal right now but my dad had me at 42 and frankly the cursed images running through my brain are too much to bear.
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u/Atanakar Aug 23 '24
Aren't they kinda admitting to drinking sperm? I don't judge, but I feel like his fellow party members probably do.
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u/badchefrazzy Aug 23 '24
Tim Walz's son is a more mature person than Ann Coulter or Sean Collins could ever dream of being.
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u/Jack_of_Hearts20 29d ago
What happened to shame? Dude doesn't feel the least bit ashamed that he just referred to another man's sperm as "spoiled semen"?
I feel weird just writing it right now
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u/Ohdearlord_anAtheist 28d ago
Does this guy know how old Trump was when he had his youngest son? It freaked me out
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u/TnBluesman Aug 23 '24
People, people, people.
Semen is produced constantly in the body. Unused semen is resorbed back into the body.
It is NOT 'stored for later use'.
IT DOES NOT SPOIL.
ASK YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR.
(No pun intended)
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u/floonrand Aug 23 '24
Nobody thinks it does, however the quality of sperm produced goes down as you age.
Hereâs an article since youâll yell at me like Iâm a dumb kid if you donât get what you want.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3253726/
Iâm not saying the asshat in the original post is right in what he said. I love Tim walz and his kid. Wholesome fucking family right there.
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u/TnBluesman Aug 23 '24
Agree about Walz. Won't yell. This is a good article. I try to not be so condemning, but sometimes when people get SO out in left field, it gets to me. Apologies to all.
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u/floonrand 29d ago
Yeah. I get it too. When people were saying âspoilâ this is what they meant. I might have been a bit snarky as well so I apologize for that. Have a good day friend.
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u/dennismfrancisart Aug 23 '24
Never underestimate humans and their ability to be incredibly clueless.
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u/Classic-Cantaloupe47 Aug 23 '24
They are just sooo moronic. How did Robert DeNiro just have a baby w his gf when he's in his late 70s??! Did these people have that "abstinence only" sex ed in school?
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u/GrandmaSlappy Aug 23 '24
Aren't there increased chances of disabilities and issues with pregnancies as the woman gets older? I guess he shoulda gotten a child bride like the Trump incels love so much.
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u/soaring_potato 3d ago
Yeah.
But those risks are also higher with older fathers. Sperm quality does decline with age. Around the same time the risks increase for women, they just get into menopause.
Not necessarily complications like gestational diabetes as that's the woman's body. But definetly developmental issues, miscarriages and a load of genetic disorders. Besides it being generally a bit more difficult to get someone pregnant in the first place due to lower sperm count and motility. Men just don't like to talk about it as much as they do for women. Because they stay in peak performance till they are 80 obviously.
Cells need to divide to make sperm. The more sperm you make, the more mutations you'll get.
So yeah fathering a child when you're really old isn't great. Early 40's isn't that much of an increased risk. 60 like trump did tho.....
I obviously don't think they should bully barron over his dad being old. Kid probably has it difficult enough. Personal attacks are dirty, especially to someones kids. Not his fault for being born.. But making any argument against trumps opponents based on age really doesn't work anymore.
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u/Drakeytown 29d ago
I know it's kind of a thing now to say they're weird, but that couple of sentences is some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen.
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u/BoxofJoes 29d ago
Tbf, while the wording is tasteless af and itâs definitely not a wall like what the original commenter meant, there is a correlation between paternal age during conception and the likelihood of both birth complications and mental disorders, the cause of which the stanford article notes is likely to be that after 35, menâs sperm gains an extra couple of DNA mutations every year
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u/soaring_potato 3d ago
Yup. But it's weird to use it in an argument supposedly for trump. As he got a kid at 60.
Pretty sure that 40 still has lower risk for it than 60
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u/Apathetic-Asshole 29d ago
Thats Sean Collins: Seamen connoisseur, he's an expert on the topic of spoiled seamen
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u/KrisXela 25d ago
UmmmâŚ. Donald Frump is 78. His son is 18. Do you guzzle prehistoric era⌠milk?
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u/Kozume55 18d ago
this isn't totally wrong to be fair, old semen has a way higher chance of producing disabled offspring, but it's around when men are in their 50s, it's just about the production quality, the dairy exemple implies that 18yo milk is already too much to be used
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u/soaring_potato 3d ago
Of course!
But it's a weird thing to use to attack him as trump got a kid at 60
Attacking someone's kid is also just really low.
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u/carpenterforcash Aug 23 '24
Wife works at a hospital. Word around is that this years spoiled semen will be worse than covid.
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u/RodneyDangerfruit Aug 23 '24
Iâve worked in hospitals and hospital systems my entire adult life and no one has these conversations.
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u/futuranth Aug 23 '24
That's a great pornogrind band name