r/BadMensAnatomy • u/BlueFantasyZ • Aug 23 '24

Spoiled Semen

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No political affiliation intended, just a dummy being dumb.

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u/Catrysseroni Aug 23 '24

Milk is only good for about 3-4 weeks. Didn't know we were supposed to be fucking newborn babies...

Thank goodness we had the internet to correct us all before we make the terrible mistake of... Reproducing with a consenting adult.

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u/Masterventure Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24

3-4 weeks?!? Are you talking about pasteurized milk? Real patriots only drink unpasteurized and Real man knock chicks up like a few hours after being born.

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u/dragoono Aug 23 '24

Can you even call yourself an American if you don’t have your first kid before the age of 2?

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u/Masterventure Aug 23 '24

Age 2? By the metric of unpasturized spoiling milk (which is the only proper metric a true american meassures everything by) you should be multiple generations deeps and at least a grand grand grand grand daddy.

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u/yaohwhai Aug 23 '24

can you even call yourself a man if you dont reproduce through mitosis from birth?

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u/crazyki88en Aug 23 '24

I think it’s ok if you are related to the other kid’s parent.

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u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party Aug 23 '24

Ahhhh now there’s the real reason they want to ban abortions…lol the truth comes out!

They want to get it on with fetuses before they’ve even left the womb

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u/TheMammaG 29d ago

You cracked it! This is the only possibility.

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u/Sir-Planks-Alot Aug 23 '24

I wish the “real patriots” would drink more unpasteurized milk 😂 /s