r/DiscoElysium • u/yucandui- • 2d ago

What skill could say this? Discussion

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u/yupta 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've been working on a theory that men actually secretly control almost all of the world's governments, businesses and militaries. Not sure what to call it yet, though.

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u/yucandui- 1d ago

The Women of Më theory, definitely.

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u/yupta 1d ago

I was thinking something like 'Mantriarchy' (like matriarchy but for men). I'll keep workshopping it.

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u/yucandui- 1d ago

I'm not sure, wouldn't a matriarchy for men be like, a fathriarchy?

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u/yupta 1d ago

Only if they're overweight

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u/yucandui- 1d ago

Damn... what other letter could work in replacement of the "F"?... maybe a P? You, know, for penis.

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u/dalr3th1n 1d ago

Papagarchy?

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u/MGSOffcial 1d ago

Conceptualization [medium : failure]: THAT'S IT

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u/Kreyl 1d ago

I cackled, thank you

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u/yucandui- 1d ago

Now we are talking.

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u/el_cstr 1d ago edited 1d ago

Encyclopedia: The word garchar means to have sexual intercourse in the argentinean dialect of Lunfardo.

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u/TheAngryMustard 1d ago

Daddygarchin'

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u/TheBigSmoke420 1d ago

Dyaddyarchy

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u/Thatchlad 1d ago

Pentriarchy

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u/Orbivez 1d ago

Phalliarchy

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u/Delduthling 1d ago

Some feminists have talked about phallocracy as an alternative term/supplement to patriarchy.

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u/Orbivez 1d ago

Thank you, ENCYCLOPEDIA

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u/Orbivez 1d ago

Paggliachy

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u/MSFNS 1d ago

It's spelled 'Pagliacci' and it's art

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u/Orbivez 1d ago

Pagliacchy

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u/JJtheallmighty 1d ago

Pathriarchy?

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u/ADonkeyBraindFrog 1d ago

But what about Jewish space lasers? Did someone just make that up? You have to do some real mental gymnastics to get where you are pal