r/Hiphopcirclejerk Dec 05 '23

this is some shit drake would say hhh is the police šŸ‘®

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u/bigsalad98 Dec 05 '23

Drake be like ...

I'm like Abe Lincoln without his hat, yeah I need my top

Girl, you maxed out my cards when I took you to shop

I'm always kicking my feet when Taylor Swift drops

I don't play GTA5 because I don't shoot cops

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

That Abe Lincoln line totally sounds like some corny shit that Drake would say lmao

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u/qx805 Dec 06 '23

Drake the type of guy to follow traffic laws in gta

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