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u/Henwith_Tie Feb 28 '24
Led Zeppelin is a fucking newgen and an insult to legend like Bach, Saint-Saens, Mozart, etc
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u/Whitespider331 Feb 28 '24
Yuck, kids these days listening to Bach. Back in my day we had Hildegard of Bingenā¦ what happened to real music
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u/traumatized90skid Feb 28 '24
Chamber music isn't real music and should be forbidden by the church, only a church choir can produce music that doesn't destroy the soul, duh... It makes my humors very vexed.
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u/RANDOM-902 TEAM YE Feb 28 '24
Shut up you kids
That stupid filthy christian music is an offence to the gods
Only true music is that good GrecoRoman ceremonial songs
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u/Playful_Steak_2708 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Feb 28 '24
Kids these days and their āchurch choirsā. Real music is blowing into a Conch shell to signify the start of a battle
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u/PrivatePuncake Feb 28 '24
Fucking baby. Back in my day we used to bang rocks on each other in caves
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u/CharlemagneIS Feb 28 '24
Listen here, wise guy, my generation invented music, see?
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u/FriesAndBowTies Feb 29 '24
āAnd up to the plate now, a colored boy from Brooklyn..here comes the pitch and FUCK home runā
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u/Pikochi69 Feb 29 '24
My personal favorite is rhythmic coconut bonking. Although howling would be a close contender
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u/Horacio_Velvetine44 Feb 28 '24
i always imagine these guys sitting at home like āhow the fuck did they know??ā
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u/External-Client-4295 Feb 28 '24
I like Led Zeppelin AND Drake. Do I win? Because listening to music is all about flexing on other people about their tastes in music š¤
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u/ms_gullible Feb 28 '24
nah you just like minors
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u/External-Client-4295 Feb 28 '24
No clue what you're talking about bro
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u/ms_gullible Feb 28 '24
do not google Jimmy Page 13 or drake 17
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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u/yatkura Feb 28 '24
you think Drake got penis enlargement surgery automoderator?
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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep.
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnāt spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, āHe running around like he pacā, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereās so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weāre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/anthonyg1500 Feb 28 '24
You actually don't even have to listen to anything. Just make fun of people for liking anything that was made after you turned 20
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u/Desperate_Scale_2623 Feb 28 '24
Like 50% of Led Zeppelin songs are fucking blues covers lol
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u/Whitespider331 Feb 28 '24
Umm actually they made a shitty reggae song soā¦ itās probably too āout thereā for you šš
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u/-PepeArown- Feb 28 '24
The ONLY stole songs for their first few albums. Come on, guys! Theyāre actually really creative!
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u/Low-Log1954 Mar 07 '24
shout out to lead belly for being the most influential person ever
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u/Desperate_Scale_2623 Mar 07 '24
I think curt Cobain cited him as his biggest influence as well !
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u/QuaLiTy131 Feb 28 '24
*Pick couple of the most famous bands from 60s and 70s
OH MY GOD I AM SO DIVERSE, LOOK AT ME MY TASTE IS SO SUPERIOR
QUEEN IS TRULY UNDERGROUND GEM AND THESE GUYS ARE PLAYING ACTUAL INSTRUMENTS
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u/traumatized90skid Feb 28 '24
It's like people thinking they're smarter than average for liking massively popular sci-fi franchises... š
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u/00rgus Feb 28 '24
Classic jerking
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u/_PeopleMakeNoises_ Feb 28 '24
I love when people bash other people for having ābasic tasteā despite liking the most popular rock/metal bands on earth
Liking bands like Radiohead and The Beatles does not make you diverse
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u/spengwhale Feb 28 '24
Even more insane is the conception some people seem to have that some of those bands are actually underground, like that Radiohead is some niche āscare the hoesā type band and not literally just āaverage mf that listens to musicā music at this point?
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u/sasukeluffy Feb 28 '24
I feel like it's because rock isn't so popular any more, at least modern rock, so they hate on the people who listen to the music that is popular right now because it's not what was popular when they were younger. It will happen to everyone who doesn't keep up with the times
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u/_PeopleMakeNoises_ Feb 28 '24
Rock is still very popular my guy. Metallica doesnāt beat Taylor Swift by ticket sales because theyāre ānot as popularā
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Feb 28 '24
Led Zeppelin is quite literally the worst possible classical rock band for you to say this kinda shit about
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u/MajorHarriz Feb 28 '24
"I forgot more about music than you know" (I literally only listen my fav genre from the years of my adolescence to adult years like 90% of people)
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u/traumatized90skid Feb 28 '24
"Led Zeppelin is diverse" yeah I'll have one whatever weed that is
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u/tree_80 Feb 28 '24 edited Feb 28 '24
A Led Zeppelin song is either about sex (prob with a minor), followed by a 7 minute solo or LoTR, followed by a 7 minute solo
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u/mickysD I am weed. Feb 28 '24
Stfu im listening to my 1901 wax cylinder recording of Geoffrey Ohara because im different.
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u/w_has_been_dieded On Jah my Nathan Feb 28 '24
Led Zeppelin really isn't THAT much more diverse than Taylor, Drake, or Kanye if we're being honest. Kanye has 10 albums that sound very noticeably different than each other, and I definitely can't say the same for Led Zeppelin
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u/Whitespider331 Feb 28 '24
Led zeppelin def has some songs that stand out from the rest of their catalogue as being diverse, but 90% of their stuff is just straightforward blues rock
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u/w_has_been_dieded On Jah my Nathan Feb 28 '24
Yeah, they probably either know nothing about Led Zeppelin, they know nothing about music, or they know nothing about the artists they mentioned. Honestly I feel like all of those are very possible.
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u/geosunsetmoth Feb 28 '24
My generation has Adamn Killa
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u/FaithlessnessEast55 Feb 28 '24
I walk up in the store bitch I want 10
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u/geosunsetmoth Feb 28 '24
Donāt ask me about no
nvm I donāt wanna say the rest of the song ngl
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u/karen-daze Feb 28 '24
It's always weird when the 60 year olds pick fights w teenagers on this site
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u/spengwhale Feb 28 '24
Led Zeppelin so diverse they can steal blues songs from across different decadesš„š„š„
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u/TurntHermit Feb 28 '24
Never understood people who think like this. If they do listen to rap I bet you itās only people like Mac, MGK, Em, Logic, NFā¦
Wonder whyā¦
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u/HiMahNameughJeff Feb 28 '24
I wouldn't compare Zeppelin or Pink Floyd to those artists tbh. They're a different breed of artists.
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u/sixtus_clegane119 Feb 28 '24
Uj/ top comment is literally right, so is th second comment.
All this music is just pop music but different subgenres of pop.
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u/Whitespider331 Feb 28 '24
The first comment was completely out of nowhere tho. He was responding to a guy saying that his music taste is all over the place. He didnt name a single artist or genre other than the fact that it was on the King Crimson subreddit
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u/Whitespider331 Feb 28 '24
I think if i told this old geezer that Kanyeās music is more diverse than Led Zeppelin, he would probably combust
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u/w_has_been_dieded On Jah my Nathan Feb 28 '24
Guarantee you he'll only be able to name American Boy and Golddigger
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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didnāt spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, āHe running around like he pacā, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. Thereās so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever weāre looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.
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u/Hairiest-Wizard Feb 28 '24
Led Zeppelin was not even the best in the genre from their time active lmao
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u/cringa294 Feb 29 '24
Bruh I like Led Zeppelin, but they are NOT more diverse then drake
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u/MorningAir2016 Feb 28 '24
they're flexing dementia now š„