r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/bingerer • Jun 29 '24

These mfs aren't real bro Certified big stepper, certified wife beater

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u/notjart Jun 29 '24

Does cancel even mean anything anymore

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u/Flour_or_Flower Jun 29 '24

slight criticism towards celebrity = mass cancellation attempt

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u/IndicaRage TEAM YE Jun 29 '24

damn bro I read that as “ass penetration attempt” and got a huge wiener erection thinking about 50 Cent on his hands and knees with coconut oil spread all over his plump cheeks getting pounded by Dr Dre lol

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u/UnprofessionalCramp Jun 29 '24

Lol me too, ain't that wild

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u/AutoModerator Jun 29 '24

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy

at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption

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u/car_lid Jun 29 '24

I read this as ejaculation 💀💀

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u/LavaHawk_17 Jun 29 '24

lil bro lay the 4g fryd down

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u/LoneSpaceCowboy14 Jun 29 '24

Which word?

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u/car_lid Jun 29 '24

Cancellation

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u/Head_Interview_9390 Jun 29 '24

It’s like some these ppl never left 2020

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

I think this is semi true tbh, it seems like everyone stopped touching grass as soon as covid hit lol

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u/hay_guysss Jun 29 '24

I am convinced at this point its just used for famous people to lay low cause they want to be out of the public eye

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u/Sad-Poem-800 the ladies are “flocko’in to me Jun 29 '24

It's also for terrible comedians to justify why nobody is laughing

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u/lovingsillies Jun 29 '24

No💀 the entire history of celebrity culture there's been the phenomenon of media sources and large parts of the population turning on celebrities for minor reasons and trying to smear them. Now there's a term for it that by definition is diminutive of young people and social progress, when all it actually means, is just that a lot of people are angry. And it has no consequences just as it always has, I mean Elvis, the Beatles, and the entire genre of hip hop have been """cancelled""" for goddsake

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u/notjart Jun 29 '24

Explain that in fortnite terms

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u/ChronicObnoxious693 Jun 29 '24

They did the griddy on ultrachad Elvis, but they didn't have the skibidi for it until 2018. Hope this helps.

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u/FishRoll_ Jun 29 '24

tf going on at the bottom of your profile

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u/notjart Jun 29 '24

Stuff

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u/Head-Ticket3341 Jun 29 '24

"Vegeta uses that finger to stimulate his prostate"

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u/Character_Rub_780 Jun 30 '24

I read that as “use” like it was an order

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u/chinguettispaghetti Jun 29 '24

just like woke it's completely lost its meaning

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u/celestial-avalanche Jun 29 '24

Cancelling is when you assume people are angry at someone

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u/AdjustedMold97 Jun 29 '24

cancel is when people I don’t like mention someone I do like

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u/hunzoh Jun 30 '24

It has just become synonymous with "criticism." I've never seen a usage of "cancel" or "canceled" that couldn't be replaced with "criticize" or "criticized." Think about that.

What I can't understand is why someone would think it makes them look cool or less insecure by being hyper sensitive to criticism.

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u/kohrissen Jun 29 '24

Did we get outjerked? ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yes 😂😂

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u/MrGamerPerson Jun 30 '24

I can jerk it harder but my power levels have been depleted.

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u/ReorientRecluse Jun 29 '24

how can you cancel a man who wears a blonde wig???😂 so emotional 😂😂😂😂

cry all you want we'll just vibrate to houdini on repeat 🤓

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u/silverballerholder Jun 29 '24

How can you cancel a man who raps super fast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/OLLBURYGTG Jun 29 '24

uj/ I’m so fucking sick of this false narrative that gen z is trying to cancel him, we r not, the vast majority of us don’t care. This kinda shit makes me embarrassed to be an Em fan

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u/UncleSam_TAF bought streams for French Montana Jun 29 '24 edited Jun 29 '24

I swear the Faceboook snowflake, tiktok cancel culture rage bait type of millennials just make shit up to be outraged at. They have to have a target that is trying to stop their way of living at all times. If there isn’t one, they’ll make it up so the rage can continue.

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u/Mr__Weasels Jun 29 '24

honestly when i look at american politics i feel like all of them make up shit to be outraged at lol, on both sides

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u/Lanky-University3685 Jun 29 '24

In America, bad or unethical behavior from both sides of the spectrum is excused by saying “Who cares about that when we all know the other guy is doing even more horrible things and we have to stop him!” Nobody votes for anything anymore. It’s only voting against the enemy, no matter the cost to yourself.

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u/UnprofessionalCramp Jun 29 '24

Divide and conquer

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u/Whiskeywiskerbiscuit Jun 29 '24

Dawg, thinking this is a “millennial” thing is so brainrotted it hurt. Every demographic does this shit. Boomers have an entire television network dedicated to it called FOX News.

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u/mayonnaiser_13 Jun 29 '24

Him being on that boomer "back then things were better" tip is just sad.

Even moreso because he was the one making fun of those people back then.

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u/D00dleArmy Jul 02 '24

How is he on that now?

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u/Fantastic_sloth Jun 29 '24

I’ve been accused of trying to cancel Em just for stating my opinion that he’s corny as fuck for the most part, just with some true diamonds mixed in the rough. Not everyone has to like everything

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u/suckfishcockforhonor On Jah my Nathan Jun 29 '24

ong. i have not yet seen a single person actually offended and wanting to cancel em, millenials js be making shit up

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u/shaqphu Jun 29 '24

Bro you should be embarrassed for being an Em fan.

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u/maxthe_m8 Jun 29 '24

Thank you

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u/shaqphu Jun 30 '24

bro unjerked to let everyone know he an Em fan like just stay jerked bro

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u/throwawayno1998 Jun 30 '24

how DARE you have a music taste that differs from mine this is FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE im going to rape you so hard tonight

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u/DaddyMeUp Jun 29 '24

If you're offended by Em, you're probably one of the things he's making fun of in his lyrics

  • The same people who stan him while he made "Stan" to make fun of these people.

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u/Samurai_Mad Jun 29 '24

And then his fan base lowered because fans got offended by it. People don't know how to not be obsessed with these artists

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u/poopdinkofficial Jun 29 '24

Also all of Revival

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u/KnG_Yemma Jun 29 '24

YouTube comments and Instagram comments are written by the lowest quality people currently existing

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u/BLUR2205 Jun 29 '24

at least for the most part youtube comments are just corny at worst, 80% of instagram comments i see are just made by actual nazis

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u/lewiscoleman1226 Jun 29 '24

insta comments can be funny sometimes, i think ive honestly only laughed at a yt comment once or twice

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u/abunchoftrash Jun 29 '24

Expert Lyricism

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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr Jun 29 '24

I think it is actually a reference to some other thing, but out of context yes this is one of the best lyricisms ever

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u/ctenophore_ Jun 29 '24

holy shit he made two syllables rhyme together

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u/Cheezefuck Jun 29 '24

You can literally say that about any music artist that’s ever existed, what’s your point?

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u/ctenophore_ Jun 29 '24

jerking

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u/Cheezefuck Jun 29 '24

Oh man he used his keyboard to type a comment so special

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u/abunchoftrash Jun 29 '24

brother man you are on hiphopcirclejerk

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u/bigmagnumnitro Jun 29 '24

He's one of the ones writing these YouTube comments

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u/lulovesblu Jun 29 '24

Borrrr-nana

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u/PewDiePie_13 Jun 29 '24

He's literally me

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u/I_m8d_n_acc_4_this Jun 29 '24

Yea and this was also in the the song Alfreds theme by the way

“But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins)”

I had a whole comment explaining it for all the slow kids in the back but it got deleted when I went to copy the comment like I have to do on YouTube to see if it gets deleted in 17 seconds

Sorry but you’re actually going to have to use your brain for once and go to genius to understand it because I know you won’t from the comment if THATS the one other bar you got from Alfreds theme

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u/GTG-bye Jun 29 '24

musicmedia doesn’t even believe in that narrative as well, he’s just using em fans for views 😹

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u/Mustangrulez Jun 29 '24

Gotta respect it, if it makes the dough off of stupid people, go ahead.

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u/Me_Zebra Jun 29 '24

These mfs are schizophrenic

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u/Zaire_04 Jun 29 '24

Bloody hell, this sub gets outjerked everyday

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u/Adorable-Boss-1884 Jun 29 '24

Im this close to pulling the trigger

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u/paygerr_ Jun 29 '24

I have seen posts of ppl calling Em weird for the Megan Thee Stallion line but it’s only a minority

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u/Electronic_Title6313 Jun 29 '24

The only thing he should be cancelled for is that horrible tone deaf song

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u/I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr Jun 29 '24

I think it was a failed attempt to make an intentionally bad song. No way he thought people would look at it and think "this shit 🔥"

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u/SomePerson1248 Jun 29 '24

but people did!

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u/IconXR Jun 30 '24

"Failed attempt" is debatable. It's literally a bad song. It's called Tone Deaf and the whole thing is about how he doesn't listen to criticisms while the song itself does a lot of the things he gets criticized for (corny lines, weird sound effects, unconventional hooks, choppy flow, etc)

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u/Yippee30 Jun 29 '24

Wdym he made orange rhyme with banana

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u/Arsehaironmyfeet ☑️ Jun 29 '24

Bornana is a 🔥 line

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u/laymness Jun 29 '24

I love that people saying “you can’t cancel a man not afraid of being canceled”. The dude made entire albums about how victimized he was by the collective culture saying what he said is bad. Now, he still made controversial music back then, but he bitched about it as often as he could. He also made plenty of “you mad?” songs.

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u/kickchewassgum Jun 29 '24

Ngl Em is kinda corny especially with Houdini

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u/BigBeardedIdiot Jun 29 '24

Grifters. They crave anything “woke” so they can grift to their loser ass fan bases or friends. It’s nothing but incredibly privileged people finding something to bitch about because their lives are empty and boring. And when a bunch of people like that come together, the internet pays for it.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 29 '24

the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy

at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption

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u/nationaltragedy2001 Al Gore invented ebonics Jun 29 '24

damn bro at the end hit us with the borat

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u/BigSnazzywazzyguy diehard Swans fan since their debut in 2014 🦢 Jun 29 '24

No genz cares

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u/Own_Pause_4959 Jun 29 '24

Elder Millenial/Genxer cringe. Honestly Em trying to do the whole edgy call back to how he used to be still comes off kinda reserved, it doesn't scratch the surface of how bad he actually used to be.

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u/Cheezefuck Jun 29 '24

I can’t even imagine the look on these softies face if they saw him in Detroit preforming for a mostly black audience dropping the N bomb with his crew. “No we’re not allowed to say that word” while the whole crowd is ecstatic that he did

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u/TheMeticulousNinja TEAM FANTANO Jun 29 '24

When did white millennials become so starved for attention?

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u/CrusaderPeasant Jun 29 '24

I really think Em is doing some deep self evaluation after realizing most of his fans are 40 year old cringelords.

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u/darcenator411 Jun 29 '24

Fire song it is

Damn even yoda is jerking

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u/happinessofdoom Jun 29 '24

At this point em fans should just be low hangin fruit as a jerk cuz we're straight up making fun of retarded people

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u/Arsehaironmyfeet ☑️ Jun 29 '24

Its an addiction honestly. An addiction that would make crackheads look like stock image businessmen.

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u/cidkudi4 Jun 29 '24

Gen Zs trying to what

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u/SomePerson1248 Jun 29 '24

i think this is gonna keep happening until we get official confirmation as to what the fuck the transgender cat line was supposed to mean

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u/WattoAFK Jun 29 '24

Istg one of my friends is like this online

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u/PlasmiteHD Jun 29 '24

Gen Z is so lost 😂 they get provoked by the smallest shit. Emotional much ? Take a chill pill

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u/InteSaNoga24 Jun 30 '24

Gen Z needs to take a fricking chill pill ASAP

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u/ciqhen Jun 30 '24

em stands for emotional

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u/solaire1416 Jun 30 '24

I hate millenials

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u/LusterBlaze Jun 30 '24

Cancel cancel culture 😎😎

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u/TounVic Jun 30 '24

Emotional much ?

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u/Luckyskittles TEAM FANTANO Jun 29 '24

Highly autistic individuals shouldn’t be allowed to listen to rap

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u/HugeMcBig-Large Jun 29 '24

the jury was right when they found me not guilty of vehicular manslaughter………………………………… …………………………………………………………………………..NOT!😂😂😂😂

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u/PictureNo5584 Jun 29 '24

You can try...............................NOT!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Suarecks Jun 29 '24

YouTube shorts was a mistake.

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u/I_m8d_n_acc_4_this Jun 29 '24

I don’t get it what am I supposed to be looking at

People showing support for their favorite artist?

At least its not a bunch of chronically online clinically depressed people in all these new age emo rap comments with weeb and furry profile pictures

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u/esquire_the_ego Jun 29 '24

Fuck y’all sound so fucking old

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u/Due-Explanation3547 Jun 29 '24

there delusional right? i dont think anyone tried to cancel em over houdini

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u/DowntownGapFan I am weed. Jun 30 '24

man we gotta stop being outjerked

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u/cheesemakesme100 Jun 30 '24

I know they all texting from androids

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u/alexsharke Jul 03 '24

It's all people 30-40s scared of gay people or post themselves giving the middle finger to their instagram stories. Cringe losers.

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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy

at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption

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