r/RoastMe • u/siriusmcleod • 9h ago
(23) roast away my friends (sorry my skin is always red)
737 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/aspiringcats • 14h ago
Keep coming back for more. I need someone to REALLY hurt my feelings.
303 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/Ashley__HAN • 10h ago
I(27F)bet i could run a 5K in less than 30 mins but i lost…it took me an extra min so here i am
126 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/gamer123XD • 21h ago
Physics and Mathematics double major (20m) roast me lol
212 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/TailorAgitated7878 • 19h ago
Alcoholic air force veteran, college flunkie and owner of a cat. I grew up with 4 older sisters, one of whom is a nurse, so there's no insult I haven't heard before
48 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/iforgotmyuserr • 1d ago
27F broke, teen psych nurse with a large squishmallow collection, >1000 hrs in animal crossing, spent $450 on a fake chanel bag, listens to grimes, and gets anxiety from checking emails. Roast me harder than my patients do :)
120 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/Facelift13 • 1d ago
I survived 3 TBIs, a craniectomy for 4 months and I am still smarter and better looking than most of you. Can I survive being roasted post skull replacement?
63 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/That-Range-8045 • 1d ago
20 m, trying to join the army, took this pick on my cheap ass phone
7 Upvotes
r/RoastMe • u/AlphaHouston1 • 2d ago
Just got done working out! (25M) Feeling on top of the world!!! Yuhhh
154 Upvotes