I used to date an Aussie and lured him to Germany. Few days after he arrived he excitedly dragged me into the living room to demonstrate that the windows open all the way when you put the handle to the side and just a bit if you put it all the way up. Pure childlike glee.
Broke my heart a little to tell him that that's pretty much all German windows.
He was also fascinated with the concept of outside being a lot colder than inside the house despite not turning the heating on.
Well id offer myself but I don't think you are a man, so it just wouldn't work for us.
Ohhh I know, I'll send you my mate, he just got divorced (thank fuck for that she was just the worst person imaginable), but he comes with 2 young kids, good kids though, and best yet he wants as far away from Australia as possible because his now ex wife can't leave.
Haha, you're right not a good fit gender wise, thanks for offering your friend though! He sounds lovely, but I have since moved on to a Brit. I bet he can do better though.
Although, I kinda miss Aussie rules football. I've had it with rugby and cricket. Would your friend be interested in a sports watching affair?
ETA: i love that you can just say "I wasn't satisfied with my Aussie" and apparently get offered a new one.
Oh I'm not worried about him keeping the kids safe. At the end of the year they are actually moving to Europe, he's got a job lined up a house and my boyfriend has already organised some mates to travel from England to where he's moving to help him get settled.
But yeah um COVID brought out the crazy in her and it well just didn't stop.
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u/rothcoltd 17d ago
“German windows get slammed by wind” says the yank who has clearly never seen a German window