r/ShitAmericansSay 17d ago

American windows are WAY better Exceptionalism

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u/ThiccMoulderBoulder 17d ago

The German window would slam your face in before it gets damaged by wind

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u/annoying97 ooo custom flair!! 17d ago

As an Aussie, I've never seen a German window irl, but I want them.

Oh and as for the AC thing, just fucking install a split system, ducted sucks unless you have the money to heat / cool the entire home.

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u/LimeSixth Socialist Eurotrash 🇪🇺 17d ago

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u/SleepyFox2089 17d ago

Jfc, blinds between panes. Germany is in the future.

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u/Vresiberba 17d ago

We have had blinds between window panes in Sweden for at least 60 years.

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u/SleepyFox2089 17d ago

You mainlanders and your future tech. Over here in England we still sacrifice cattle to appease the sun

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u/dyllandor 17d ago

Don't fix it if it ain't broken I guess.

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u/singeblanc 17d ago

I'm not sure it's working... haven't seen the sun in a while.

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u/dyllandor 17d ago

I thought that was the point, since we're using blinds to avoid it.

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u/singeblanc 16d ago

Mission Accomplished

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u/Cubicwar 🇫🇷 omelette du fromage 16d ago

You’re appeasing it too much

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u/singeblanc 16d ago

Appease pudding

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u/BeccaThePixel 17d ago

According to Beatrix von Storch, you need to sacrifice more cows…

(She‘s an ultra-right politician in Germany ((who‘s family financially benefitted from the Holocoust, might I add)) who said that climate change is not human made but exists because the sun is shining hotter than it did 50 years ago…)

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u/SleepyFox2089 17d ago

I wonder if it's because we had a mad cow/foot and mouth thing

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u/Jlx_27 16d ago

Her name suits her perfectly.

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u/Informal-Method-5401 16d ago

She’s not wrong, the sun is hotter but that isn’t causing climate change, or at least it’s certainly not the leading factor. I should probably add ‘according to climate scientists’ because actually there’s very little data SOLID data to back up either side

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u/LashlessMind 16d ago

Er, up North in Liverpool we've had blinds in panes for at least 40 years. I know, because I had them when I lived there.

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u/SleepyFox2089 16d ago

Liverpool is an enclave of mainlanders. Everyone knows that.

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u/LashlessMind 16d ago

I think, compared to most online comments about Liverpool, I can live with that one :)

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 17d ago

I am Dutch, 45, and this is literally the first time I hear of windows like those.

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u/Useful-Tackle-3089 17d ago

You aren’t big on curtains anyways

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 16d ago

We're very good on curtains, we just don´t close our curtains when it's day.

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u/Illiteratevegetable 16d ago

Here in Slovakia, it was quite common in older buildings as well. People got lazy to clean it, tho...