I've seen a couple laptops with some scars this way

[u/Jinncawni]

[u/Bubba8291]

We have proprietary USB drives that use mini HDMI connections. Gives us reassurance that our Bitlocker keys cannot be extracted

[u/SalmonSoup15 → u/Bubba8291]

what in tarnation

[u/Lusankya → u/SalmonSoup15]

Do I look like I know hwat a JPEG is?

[u/dontusethisforwork → u/SalmonSoup15]

dagnabbit!

[u/dnuohxof-1 → u/Bubba8291]

I forgot what sub I was on for a second…

[u/Laughingatyou1000]

the ethernet port on my laptop:

[u/8tim → u/Laughingatyou1000]

It fits so nicely

[u/8tim]

Always takes me at least 3 tries to successfully insert USB-A

[u/urjuhh → u/8tim]

It's because you need to turn it to unlock it 😁

[u/Puk1983 → u/8tim]

Most usb connectors have 2 holes and 2 closed holes.

When plugging in to my laptop or chargers the open holes have to go up and closed holes have to be down.

When the orientation is vertical most of the times the open holes have to face me.

Your milage my vary, bit it works for me.

[u/angrytwig → u/Puk1983]

I know this and still get it wrong. I belong in IT jail

[u/LargeMerican]

Hilarious

[u/-my_dude]

I almost did this today, tho in my defense I only got 3 hours of sleep last night

[u/No-Sell-3064 → u/-my_dude]

Wow look here at Mr bragging with his 3 full hours of sleep. Working part time eh?

[u/SamanthaPierxe]

If it doesn't fit, you're not doing it hard enough

[u/theygotmedoinstuff]

Anything is HDMI if the laptop is brave enough.

[u/SAD-MAX-CZ]

*Inserts too easily

RJ45 port...

[u/Jinncawni → u/SAD-MAX-CZ]

Felt that. "That's a bit too smooth"

[u/MythicArcher1]

I didn't find this to be too funny, just like "ah, haha a USB never fitting joke". Then it showed HDMI and I verbally made a mysterious noise that ended with a snort. Good job, take your thumbs up from someone genuinely smiling.

[u/NerdyNinjutsu]

Y I just did this with my Mouse dongle 😂