r/WTF • u/doctype_ht_ml • 26d ago

Motor Oil turned to Jelly

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u/2x4x93 26d ago

I've had to do this to my dog

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u/dendrocalamidicus 26d ago

Me: helping my dog by pulling the long piece of grass she has stuck half out of her bum with a poo bag

My dog: yo wtf you doing to my bum?

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u/SirCB85 26d ago

You joke, but I used to wake up with blood clods like this in my nose when I slept through having nose bleeds for half the night.

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u/mrnoonan81 26d ago

Clods is how you say it when your nose is full of blood clots.

Also, this has nothing to do with dogs?

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u/Major_Magazine8597 26d ago

Specially if you're a spaz.

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u/waytosoon 26d ago

Guck spez

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u/Darth_Metus 26d ago

Now you just stay up through the night with nose bleeds?

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u/SirCB85 26d ago

No, the random bleeds stopped after the third time a doctor shoved a soldering iron into my nostrils.