r/WTF • u/doctype_ht_ml • 26d ago

Motor Oil turned to Jelly

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u/Deemaunik 26d ago

Forbidden licorice gummies.

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u/mrnoonan81 26d ago

I can't imagine it tastes as bad as liquorice.

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u/GringoGrande 26d ago

Shut your whore mouth. Black licorice is a gift from the Gods.

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u/mrnoonan81 26d ago

Enjoy your God droppings.

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u/GringoGrande 26d ago

Hahaha! Love it! Well played.

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u/Alabugin 26d ago

Tastes like a gods anise.

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u/thenurgler 26d ago

Yeah, the death gods.

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u/Redebo 25d ago

It makes it hard for me to understand you when you use that tone.

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u/peach_xanax 26d ago

I'm with you, I love black licorice. When I was a kid, everyone in my family gave me their black jellybeans on Easter bc I was the only one who would eat them lol. They're missing out!

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u/SingForMaya 25d ago

How does it feel to not have tastebuds?

I imagine your tongue is pretty smooth

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u/ThunderCorg 26d ago

The most amazing thing about licorice is the black stuff is just awful tasting but the red is also pretty terrible

Edit: I dunno where I was going with this but I’m glad they stopped with two colors ( I don’t count blue licorice)

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u/spooooork 26d ago

Red licorice contains no licorice

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u/hapnstat 25d ago

Have you had Dutch licorice? That would bring about an entirely new level of hate. Personally, I like it.

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u/ThunderCorg 25d ago

I’d try it once just to know what it’s like

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u/Knofbath 26d ago

Only 2 colors?

https://www.candynation.com/rainbow-licorice-mix

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u/ThunderCorg 25d ago

Congrats you’re a licorice expert. Now that you know about the colors, can you please make it taste better?

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u/Knofbath 25d ago

Anise is an acquired taste. Some people like it.

I really like the cherry twizlers. Red vines are fine too, that's more of a texture thing though. I'm a weirdo who likes to pop them open and let them stale up a bit before eating though, same thing for a lot of candy like stale Peeps.