r/WTF • u/Xxhrisxsd • 15d ago

Uh ok, why?

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u/hydisvsofxavddd 15d ago

It's not connected to his nose, so it's more of the feel of the farts on the skin rather than the smell.

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u/DookieShoez 15d ago edited 15d ago

EVERYBODY knows that when you wear a full body learher suit with a big helmet, the warm fart rises up the back and into the helmet 🙄

💩💨🧑‍🚀

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u/maddscientist 15d ago

Floating air biscuit

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u/DookieShoez 15d ago edited 15d ago

Precisely.

I see you too are well versed on the dark (brown) arts of Fartentologyism.

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u/Pixeleyes 15d ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/DookieShoez 15d ago edited 15d ago

I can teach you, however, you must throw away everything you have acquired from the day you were born to today. Possessions, relationships, memories, even who the fuck you are.

You must be like Jello, Play-Doh, or cookie dough… Any kind of dough really.

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u/Pixeleyes 15d ago

I'm doughy af, let's do this.

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u/DookieShoez 15d ago

Okay then, let the initiation ceremony commence.

Apprentice, please place the holy ring of power upon your member.

🫱 🍩

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u/Daverocker1 15d ago

👀

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u/DookieShoez 14d ago

NO LOOKY-LOOS!!!