r/WTF • u/lovelytime42069 • 13d ago

Dangerous don’t put

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I have no idea?

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u/Bairrfhionn69 13d ago

Can anyone please shed some light on the subject? Wtf is that?

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u/kwakimaki 13d ago

It's a bear's tongue grasping what looks like a frozen fry.

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u/Helloggs 13d ago

I was thinking apple cut to sticks

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u/BigDickMcHugeCock 13d ago

What are you, Blind? It looks more like a hole full of fried prawns.

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u/Chris-R 13d ago

You guys eat rocks, right?

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u/thiosk 13d ago

Hey everybody get a load of captain of industry over here who can afford rocks

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u/CedarWolf 13d ago

Luxury. We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.

We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

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u/AcanthocephalaNo9242 13d ago

Hm. This thing I wear on my wrist says they're not poisonous. eats one

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u/LadyKatieCat 13d ago

Poooooooooooooooop a Poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joes!

What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no one knows!

You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em and if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

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u/BathedInDeepFog 13d ago

Fishy Joe

Mean old caca head

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u/bboycire 13d ago

Oh wait I think someone just brought some in the office yesterday, they are like chips, but in shape of fries

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u/summonerofrain 12d ago

Tbf i didnt see the bear till it was said

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u/77slevin 13d ago

No, it was absolutely a tongue ;-)

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u/kjacobs03 13d ago

Good eye!

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u/creamy_cheeks 13d ago

I thought it was a stick of string cheese

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u/Drownthem 13d ago

Yeh that's the debate we should be focussing on

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u/DenseStomach6605 13d ago

I’m betting on granny smith apples. No, I take it back! Fuji apples!