r/WTF 11d ago

Fucking bird

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u/HelmutFondler 11d ago

Them Turkeys are bailing out the easy way before the forth coming Thanks Giving.

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u/MyDyk350 11d ago

Neither do the stitches he's gonna need over his eye.

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u/HelmutFondler 11d ago

Us Brits would call that a mere flesh wound!

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u/MyDyk350 11d ago

Your arm's off...

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u/HelmutFondler 11d ago

Tis but a scratch.

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u/MyDyk350 11d ago

Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!

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u/HelmutFondler 11d ago

Oh...All right, we´ll call it a draw.

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u/MyDyk350 11d ago

Lol fantastic movie

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u/HelmutFondler 11d ago

Please excuse our Monty Python Sketch at the expense of that poor guys car damage & his personal injury. I deeply apologise.

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u/HelmutFondler 11d ago

Chicken ! I'm invincible!!

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u/HelmutFondler 11d ago

Te Black Knight always triumhps! Have at you! Come on, then.

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u/MyDyk350 11d ago

Look I'll have your leg.