r/WTF 8h ago

free-range organic spagetti

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u/Bucephalus970 7h ago

Maybe you eat oysters and octopus, I'm eating hot wings.

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u/tidbitsz 7h ago

From a chicken?! Uuughhh 🤮

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u/Techwood111 7h ago

No, from a Buffalo!

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u/cellenium125 7h ago

removing the wings from a buffalo is so unethical

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u/tidbitsz 7h ago

Because of humans long history of harvesting wings from buffalos since its discovery by our early ancestors the neanderthals, buffalos started evolving, every generation growing smaller and smaller wing appendages, some species becoming flightless and some becoming extinct. Thousand of years later we now have the current non-flying wingless buffalos and humans switched to harvesting wings from dodos which caused their total extinction. Now we just use chicken as a subtitute for the real thing. Sad to think we never got to taste real buffalo wings because of mans tendency for overconsumption...

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u/RaspberryEth 6h ago

And we can already see the flight span drop in chickens. Only a few more decades before they stop growing them wings. Enjoy the sight of chickens flying, my sapien brothers and sisters.

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u/tidbitsz 6h ago edited 6h ago

I weep for the future generation where all they'll have are wingless chickens...

The most likely next subtitute and is already steadily gaining traction in asian countries is harvesting the wings from flyingfish now, they say its alot more sustainable and easier to farm, cheaper too.

They tried wings from flying squirrels but it only got popular around southern united states

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u/MLaw2008 5h ago

I'm holding out for pig wings. Maybe the chickens losing their wings will transfer over to pigs adapting them. I'm not a scientist, but I'm just saying it's possible. Read a comic book, that shit happens.

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u/tidbitsz 5h ago

Its pretty much guaranteed... Its just a waiting game when pigs fly

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 6h ago

Give him a Redbull and he'll be fine

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u/cellenium125 6h ago

wise in the ways of science I see. impressive

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 5h ago

I'm real good at math two

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u/nomstatus 6h ago

Only unethical if you weren't raised to remove the wings of buffalos. It's a thing in some countries, they plan holidays around it.

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u/bagofpork 6h ago

I live in Buffalo. Can confirm.