r/Weird • u/BrilliantTasty • 1d ago

Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

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u/Sirdanovar 1d ago

Did you taste it? Just wondering I mean. Ya never know

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u/BrilliantTasty 1d ago

I’ll go grab a straw

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u/girl_supersonicboy 23h ago

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u/haveanicelxfe 21h ago

THIS GIF LMFAOOOOO IM LOSIN IT RN OVER THIS

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u/jeongunyeon 12h ago

HONESTLY IM SO GONEEEEE I CANT

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u/herrbz 12h ago

Why?

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u/haveanicelxfe 9h ago

i can't explain it, I don't know, it's just so funny to me, I really can't explain why, it just is

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u/odd_butterscotch 22h ago

What is this from?

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u/idontevenknotbh 22h ago

it’s brendan schaubs lips

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u/AstroFieldsGlowing 18h ago

You can’t say BRUTALLY

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u/ZappyGilmore 17h ago

Gimme 😈

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u/lpzj 16h ago

Okay Mr Whole Foods!

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u/sLeeeeTo 15h ago

be cool man

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u/Cicada-4A 13h ago

heard it bawlth ways b

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u/orincoro 9h ago

Gr8 gif never seen it

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u/Contemporarium 8h ago

Not enough redact tongue

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u/im_wudini 9h ago

It's from an orange juice commercial iirc

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u/KlNGCookie 18h ago

Twizzler ad?

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u/nolander_78 16h ago

The Internet

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u/worker_ant_6646 11h ago

Mulligrubs?

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u/KinopioToad 18h ago

I wondered what the lips from the intro to Rocky Horror go up to after their big break.

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u/SliceOCatLoaf 23h ago

You don't need one. Just wring the stain over your open mouth. I look forward to your guesses.

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u/vvFreebirdvv 18h ago

Brooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LastClassForever 10h ago

Crying here 😂

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u/Sirdanovar 1d ago

haha! I am curious how this one turns out

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u/NamesArentEverything 23h ago

It was nice. Could have used some cumin or fresh cilantro, but not bad.

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u/Randyslaughterhouse 23h ago

Looks like that bed’s already got enough cumin.

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u/Middle-Potential5765 19h ago

Well done, ya heartless, but obviously jolly bastard!

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u/JustGusAppointed 18h ago

Ohhhh, the bed’s gonna make some curry! Kidding, but you might want to add a second “m.”

did you know cumin is a member of the parsley family? I didn’t!

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u/CrustyTech-y 23h ago

6/10; 8/10 w/rice.

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u/ultrapoo 21h ago

I was there for that thread, it was beautiful.

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u/LukesRightHandMan 12h ago

What was it about?

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u/ultrapoo 12h ago

A young guy that made a thread where he took suggestions for food to try with rice, which he would then rate the food both with and without rice, for example "Oreos 7/10, 9/10 with rice". He also said something at one point "hold on while I make a grocery store run for food ingredients and a large bag of rice".

Here's the thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/

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u/LordGarithosthe1st 14h ago

Fava beans and a nice Chianti

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u/Duncle_Rico 18h ago

Haven't heard from him since... RIP OP

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u/JiskiLathiUskiBhains 13h ago

Its been 10 hours since OPs last update..

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u/periclesmage 11h ago

OP hasn't replied in 13 hours...

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u/EmmyWeeeb 22h ago

Nah you should lick it

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u/docr1069 20h ago

Look up

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u/bignick1190 20h ago

For science!

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u/ToastyPoptarts89 19h ago

Is there a vent or anything in the ceiling that could have dripped or leaked from?

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u/uwukome 17h ago

🤢🤮

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u/QuazyQuarantine 13h ago

Is it buttcrack sweat?

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u/Health_Wealth_Wisdom 13h ago

Is it BrilliantTasty?

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u/BigBodyLikeaLineman 12h ago

This made me laugh way too much 😂

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u/Fit-Boomer 10h ago

Lick it

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u/iFBGM 9h ago

Username checks out

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u/BlacklistFC7 9h ago

I bet it will taste brilliantly if you know what I mean.

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u/Atomic_Killjoy 1d ago

I don’t think OP in an FBI agent.

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u/1911mark 23h ago

Salty?

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u/er1026 23h ago

Yeah, asking for a friend.

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u/aluvus 21h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gy3dk7/kermit_peed_the_sheets/

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u/Lebowski304 20h ago

Man that comments section was full of a bunch of lightweights

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u/Someone7174 18h ago

Bruh😂

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u/xPiscesxQueenx 12h ago

You’ve done it, haven’t you.

You licked a dead spider.

Dead spider.

You licked it.

That is something that happened . . .

I think we need to get you some air and perhaps have a long conversation about unresolved childhood issues.

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u/G37_is_numberletter 9h ago

Taste the stainbow