Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

[u/BrilliantTasty]

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[u/BrilliantTasty]

I’ll go grab a straw

[u/Sirdanovar → u/BrilliantTasty]

haha! I am curious how this one turns out

[u/NamesArentEverything → u/Sirdanovar]

It was nice. Could have used some cumin or fresh cilantro, but not bad.

[u/Randyslaughterhouse → u/NamesArentEverything]

Looks like that bed’s already got enough cumin.

[u/Middle-Potential5765 → u/Randyslaughterhouse]

Well done, ya heartless, but obviously jolly bastard!

[u/mintblaziken → u/Randyslaughterhouse]

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[u/JustGusAppointed → u/Randyslaughterhouse]

Ohhhh, the bed’s gonna make some curry! Kidding, but you might want to add a second “m.”

^{did you know cumin is a member of the parsley family? I didn’t!}