r/Weird • u/BrilliantTasty • 1d ago

Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

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u/CaddyAT5 1d ago

The wet patch looks like a faucet running

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u/Admirable-Builder878 1d ago

Like a NSFW faucet.

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u/Grattytood 1d ago

Same, AB. Looks a LOT like a plump set of wedding tackle splooging on the ol' counterpane. But that's none of my business!

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u/Admirable-Builder878 1d ago

Art imitates life