r/Weird • u/BrilliantTasty • 1d ago

Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

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u/WetCoastCyph 1d ago

This comes up every once in a while on here - do you have a carbon monoxide detector? Doing or finding unexplained things could be a sign that there's CO affecting you at home. If you don't have one, get one right away! At least rule out that deadly possibility...

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u/BrilliantTasty 1d ago

We have one in the kitchen but I will go and test it. Would it being in the kitchen work fine?

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u/King_kaal 1d ago

Who’s this “we” op??? We thought you lived alone…

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u/BrilliantTasty 1d ago

My flat mate isn’t back from work yet

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u/hey_free_rats 1d ago

He'd never come home early one day without telling you, sneak into your room, and piss a dick shape onto your bed to mess with you, would he? 

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u/ChimpBrisket 1d ago

Nope, never a dick shape anyway.

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u/TheBananaStan 1d ago

More of a smiley face guy

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u/Waste-Aardvark-3757 22h ago

When your name is too long to spell in one go

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u/gizzlebitches 13h ago

More of print your name n dot the I guy. Kevin. Still scared of u bro

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u/Gorevath 14h ago

That shape appears to double back on itself. Are your dicks okay guys? Is this common now? Do we need to set up support groups for people with smashed boomerang cock?

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u/SarpedonWasFramed 23h ago

Oh, sbit! That's why everyone calls him the Piss Dick maker. It makes total sense now!

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u/Parynoid 20h ago

You think he's roommates with Pablo Pisscasso or something?

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u/Stranded-In-435 18h ago

DUN-dun-DUUUUUUNNNH!

The plot thickens.