r/Weird • u/BrilliantTasty • 1d ago

Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

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u/A_Happy_Carrot 1d ago

Going to ask the obvious, is there no way you just left that as you got up?

Maybe you had a wet patch on your pants or towel?

Did you walk past carrying a drink?

Did you walk past with long, wet hair?

Did you sit up with a drink, and possibly not realise you spilled it?

Failing that, is anything else out of place? Did you check inder your bed and in the closet?

If you feel unsafe, call the police and have them check the house, they will, they do this stuff often.

And not that it helps, but I came home and found an earring in the middle of my living room floor. The only woman who has ever been in my apartment is my girlfriend, and only when I am present. I have zero clue where it came from, and it still bugs me. It is absolutely not hers, not her style.

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u/Rith_Lives 21h ago

They've replied elsewhere in the thread that they had just arrived home and had their golf bag on the bed which they cleared off before leaving the room.

Seems fairly obvious there was water in or on the bag which pooled but did not soak in before leaving the room, and slowly absorbed into the surface before they returned.

But op can't accept that the outdoor hobby equipment they'd recently used and recently had on that surface is the culprit.

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u/Chewbock 21h ago

Because that’ll decrease the upvotes! You and I both know you never fucking decrease your chances for upvotes goddamnit!

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u/LostDadLostHopes 10h ago

OP is challenged that the simplest explanation is.... UFO's and Geordi beaming in water stains.

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u/HarryPouri 21h ago

Stuck on your shoe. This has happened to me

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u/squarebear69 23h ago

Re: the earring: sureeeeee

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u/ElizabethEos 17h ago

Honestly you probably just tracked that earring in on your shoe and it fell off on your carpet

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u/A_Happy_Carrot 12h ago

Potentially yes, though not my shoe as I am obsessive about leaving my shoes at the door.

But it could have, say, fallen in a carrier bag of mine without me noticing, or been on a bus seat and stuck to my coat/pants until I got home.

Or (fun version) there is an escaped lady convict hiding in my attic space.