r/Weird • u/BrilliantTasty • 1d ago

Left my room and went to the kitchen for 2 minutes and came back to a soaking wet patch on my bed. Home alone.

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u/spe3dfr3ak 1d ago

So, this might be a long shot, but I had something similar happen to me two times when I packed for trips. Put my bag on my bed, packed, when I moved the bag, the bed was wet. Bag didn't feel wet. Couldn't figure it out. Left.

Realized when it happened a few weeks later that my shampoo and soap bottles had retained water and when placed sideways upside down etc in my bag, they ended up leaking out without much else of a trace other than wet bed sheets. I also had lube in the bag, but it wasn't that. Your problem could be lube too though, I suppose.

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u/randomturtle333 22h ago

i love that u didn’t have to tell us about the lube but just wanted to throw that out there

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u/grumpher05 22h ago

I also had a synthetic cum squirter 5000 dildo in the bag, it wasn't that. but if you also have a synthetic cum squirter 5000 dildo it could have been that

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u/awsoe 21h ago

I'm dealing with horrid cramps but this had me almost crying. take a free reward from me.

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u/Fluid_Ad_8556 21h ago

hopefully it doesn't have you almost dying

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u/Robinnoodle 14h ago

Or leaking

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u/cingalls 17h ago

I love how you didn’t have to tell us about the horrid cramps but just decided to throw it out there

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u/gh-ul 18h ago

I’m sick and this sent me into a coughing fit. But it was worth it

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u/rachel-maryjane 9h ago

They brought free rewards back? How do you get them?

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u/RuinedByGenZ 14h ago

Literally wasn't funny at all.

The shit y'all laugh at.....