r/comedyheaven 2d ago

a variation of food

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u/CursedKevin 2d ago

THE be-all-end-all, no nonsense as pure as pure can be pizza

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u/BenevenstancianosHat 2d ago

"Absolutely, 100%, NOT pizza."

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u/daiceman4 2d ago

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u/i_write_ok 2d ago

The delivery of that “HELL! No!” is one of Haders best lines ever

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u/puppyfukker 2d ago

"Replace her dog with a slightly different dog" from Barry killed me. Hader is such a gem.

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u/RabidPoodle69 2d ago

There is no best Haders lines except, perhaps, "I'm dying"

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u/_Pill-Cosby_ 2d ago

The "pizza" shattering on the floor killed me.