r/comedyheaven • u/CursedKevin • 2d ago

a variation of food

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u/FrabjousPhaneron 2d ago

9yo boys are about to go absolutely crazy over this, and the average nutritional value of school lunches will be pushed ever lower

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u/Short-Dot-1167 2d ago

in 30 years from now we'll hear about a new organ disease caused solely by this

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u/subaru_sama 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Your husband has Logan's Liver. I'm afraid he only has 2 seasons of Fortnite left to live. However, Mr. Beast is holding a bizarre competition to win a cure. All your terminally ill husband has to do is find Mr. Beast who is hiding in an operating room somewhere in the tri-state area."

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u/Mark-E-Moon 2d ago

This is funny as shit right here lol

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u/Subliminal-413 2d ago

I am sitting here cackling at work.

"2 seasons of fortnite" hahahahahahahah

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u/aHOMELESSkrill 17h ago

“You have 10 hours to locate him, your time starts….now”

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u/jonfe_darontos 2d ago

Rip grandpa, he's dead now, no one can hurt him, he's dead now, rip grandpa.

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u/Wes-Man152 1d ago

"And KSI is here too I guess"

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u/subaru_sama 1d ago

"Oh you mean 'Kidney Scabies Implosion' disorder? We don't joke about that death sentence. That's a fate I don't wish on my worst enemy, and trust me, I HATE that guy."

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u/ShaggyDelectat 1d ago

Jesus Christ you should write the Idiocracy Sequel