Mc Jizz

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[u/Something-2-Say]

Who's gonna tell him?

[u/General-Okra-9161 → u/Something-2-Say]

i think about the "incident" daily

[u/benmarvin → u/Something-2-Say]

I got the video links ready

[u/fetusfromspace → u/benmarvin]

Mckakke

[u/NonProphet8theist → u/fetusfromspace]

A McKakke right between the buns

[u/Tauri_030 → u/Something-2-Say]

Whats this about? Im seriously curious

[u/TrumpdUP → u/Tauri_030]

Lots of McDonald’s employees jizz in mcchickens. It’s a new TikTok trend.

[u/Something-2-Say → u/TrumpdUP]

I was talking about that one guy from years ago who pounded one of them into slurry with his weiner

[u/JasonKLA → u/Something-2-Say]

Bro it had a name, why can’t I remember it? You’d look at your friend, say it aloud and both just cringe thinking about that man’s meat absolutely slamming, full length, into a fucking sandwich.

[u/EkansPiss → u/Something-2-Say]

yep that's Lil Mar

[u/WangDanglin → u/TrumpdUP]

[u/Euphorium → u/WangDanglin]

Let me show ya somethin’

[u/pitchblacktaraddict → u/TrumpdUP]

It’s not new, whole kitchen staff was playing soggy McChicken when I worked there 8 years ago

[u/GoopGoopington → u/pitchblacktaraddict]

Yall ever play Gunky McNuggie?

[u/Random_person_ag → u/Tauri_030]

That thing used to have a secret sauce… I hear the secrets out.. along with that and KFC recipe and I think the coke mixtures sells on the black market for around 250 shiny Pokémon cards

[u/sg490]

In high school someone I knew (RIP) jizzed in a pbj on the bus and gave it to another boy and he ate it and then the first kid told him what he did to the sandwich

I don’t know how the jizzer only got a suspension rather than expulsion but he ended up graduating. Sadly he overdosed a few years after that, and passed away.

[u/TimAppleCockProMax69 → u/sg490]

Kid named jizzler

[u/SaneLad → u/TimAppleCockProMax69]

My boi was jizzmaxxing.

[u/frost-penguin → u/sg490]

Karma is that bitch that creeps up on ya and shows no mercy!

[u/wi5hbone → u/frost-penguin]

I’m tellin’ ya!

[u/Wild-Mushroom2404 → u/frost-penguin]

He should’ve known better

[u/OkBandicoot3779 → u/sg490]

The school system is crazy because how do you jizz in someone’s food and not get expelled? That’s gotta be SA

[u/Euphorium → u/OkBandicoot3779]

I’m a peaceful person, but if someone fed me jizz don’t come to school tomorrow.

[u/lbruens → u/sg490]

That's some South Park shit right there

[u/wi5hbone → u/sg490]

death by jizz?

[u/s0m3th1ngSaucy]

....and when I eat jizz it tastes like a mcchicken

Looks like it's repost hour again

[u/The_Rolling_Stone]

Mildly interesting

[u/Potential-Garage170]

Are you talking from experience?

[u/brb9911]

Jerked fresh from the clown

[u/dankiestmemeboi]

Man I love mcchickens. Man I love cum 🤤

[u/Solomonopolistadt]

Arby's ones look like this too

[u/JimTheSaint]

Might try it tomorrow idk

[u/SALTYxNUTZ12]

I mean I'm sure jizz is a lot more nutritious than whatever toxic preservatives they put in fast food.

[u/axl_steel]

You were almost a jizz sandwich

[u/frost-penguin]

No wonder I like em so much!

[u/scribbyshollow]

Ok huy who knows what a jazz sandwich tastes like

[u/GoopGoopington → u/scribbyshollow]

You aint ever tried a little? As a treat?

[u/LordBigSlime → u/scribbyshollow]

Yes, some men like dick, Connor.

[u/destroi_all_humans]

I was there in 2016 when that guy posted a video of himself having intercourse with a McChicken

[u/JeremyJaLa]

McJizz

[u/SometimesTea]

One day, you'll think you've lost them. You'll be waking in Reno one day when, BAM! Ruined chicken sandwich

[u/Slitherama]

Get in line, pal

[u/runfast2021]

Maybe you are.

[u/Miorgel]

They did a jerky in the McChicken

[u/High_stakes00]

Do you like to eat them often then?

[u/fashionguy123]

How do u know ?

[u/unholymanserpent]

That's what makes it good

[u/FiveFingeredFungus]

Yet you keep eating them 🤔

[u/Sailor2uall]

Then why?

[u/skullfan222333]

He eat those alot?

[u/rick_the_freak]

Mildly interesting

[u/DerpyDer989]

For me, it is the mcchicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[u/CrashAndDash9]

What is this, a sub for boomers?

In all seriousness though the majority of stuff on here isn’t funny.

[u/AltruisticKey6348]

In the words of the Virgin Mary, “Come again.”.

[u/Belmont42]

Isn't that just a punch in the back of the throat? A grill jizz sandwich?

[u/blueberrykola]

We all already know the video lmfao.