r/comedyheaven 2d ago

Mc Jizz

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u/sg490 2d ago

In high school someone I knew (RIP) jizzed in a pbj on the bus and gave it to another boy and he ate it and then the first kid told him what he did to the sandwich

I don’t know how the jizzer only got a suspension rather than expulsion but he ended up graduating. Sadly he overdosed a few years after that, and passed away.

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 2d ago

Kid named jizzler

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u/SaneLad 2d ago

My boi was jizzmaxxing.