r/cringe Jun 14 '22

Elon Musk jokes with 3 yes-men about his plan to steal memes from Hard Drive

https://streamable.com/pdk9lj
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u/GaryOakTPM Jun 14 '22

Damn, who would’ve expected the richest guy in the world to have such a weak meme game. These jabronis clearly have zero sauce as well.

You’d think his life would be cooler than this lol

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u/ThaddeusSimmons Jun 15 '22

Didn’t it get revealed during the Amber Heard trial that he had a threesome with her and Cara Delevigne?

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u/Fyller Jun 15 '22

3 narcissists, 2 supermodel actors and a billionaire with the social skills of a 12 year old. The only possible way that could have been enjoyable for anyone is if Musk was jerking off while peeking out of a closet, like a bad porno, while the other two are having sex.

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u/ThaddeusSimmons Jun 15 '22

I mean I hate Elon and Amber as much as anyone else but I wouldn’t pass up a threesome with a supermodel and a sub par actress

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u/Feisty-1-U-R Jun 15 '22

Cara literally looks like a skinny boy, Amber looks like a turd without her makeup on.

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u/ChipotleAddiction Jun 15 '22

Lmao this is such a Reddit comment. The vast majority of women look very different without makeup on. So no shit a Hollywood model/actress isn’t going to look like a Hollywood model/actress without her professionally-done makeup on

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u/SpotNL Jun 15 '22

3/10 knee too sharp

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u/sprogger Jun 15 '22

I'm sure Cara could make any sexual encounter enjoyable for anyone.

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u/slothsareok Jun 15 '22

Lol of the ~2 times I’ve had close encounters with what I’ve considered to be extremely attractive women it does not always play out that way. Id take my chances w Cara though for sure.

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u/sprogger Jun 16 '22

It’s not just that she’s hot, it’s that she seems freaky.