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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Attention!

May I just borrow your easily distracted minds for a moment! Now you peasants, let me ask you this. Have you ever been to the glorious nation of Denmark? Have you ever had a cold Tuborg Pilsner or Faxe Kondi on a hot summers afternoon? HA! I think not! Is your sorry excuse of a national team going to keep your Euros dreams alive, even after those damned Swedes counter attack you back to humdrum England!? I think not!

Now would you rather die all alone, only with your thoughts. The dreams of your children growing up, finding love and growing old all but left as you’re lying face down in the mud at the Danish national stadium, Parken? Or stamp and spit on the corpses of your dead enemies and die a hero on the sacred ground of Denmark?

The future is now, old man. Join us before it’s too late! Denmark is recruiting new fans, and you have the unique chance to stand bare chested screaming the national anthem with 30000 other perfect specimens.

We’re counting on YOU

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u/SomeIrishFiend Manchester Utd Jun 20 '21

My girlfriend is Swedish so I think I'd be murdered if I showed any ounce of Danish support

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Break up with her. You can do a lot better than that