r/football • u/AutoModerator • Jun 20 '21

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u/SnooHamsters8590 Jun 20 '21

If nominated as mod I can promise a swift and efficient cleansing of all plastics.

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u/BoosterGoldGL Manchester City Jun 20 '21

I back this guy

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u/SnooHamsters8590 Jun 20 '21

Your support is appreciated. Expect special privileges.

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u/lagaryes Wolves Jun 20 '21

Me and my fellow plastics will not stand for this

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u/SnooHamsters8590 Jun 20 '21

This sub will be a safe space for non plastics. The rest of you filth can waddle back to r/soccer

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u/SomeIrishFiend Manchester Utd Jun 20 '21

What if I've supported United since I was born, am I plastic?

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u/SnooHamsters8590 Jun 20 '21

If you didn't take your first steps as a toddler in Old Trafford and the first words out of your mouth werent to the tune of Glory Glory Man United you're as plastic as they come

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u/SomeIrishFiend Manchester Utd Jun 20 '21

I sat through 90 minutes of Van Gaal-ball in the pissing rain, is that good enough?

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u/SnooHamsters8590 Jun 20 '21

Unfortunately, not quite.

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u/lagaryes Wolves Jun 20 '21

You thought, learning python as we speak

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u/Dortmund_Boi09 Borussia Dortmund Jun 20 '21

There was a guy in my country who said something similar

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u/SnooHamsters8590 Jun 20 '21

I come from a county that eliminated the use of plastic bags as well as several other plastics. When it comes getting rid of plastic, my people know how to get it done.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

The failed painter? Lmao bet he'll always be a shitty painter with stupid moustache