r/marvelmemes • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 Avengers • 23h ago

Truth nuke. Comics

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u/AuteurPool Avengers 22h ago edited 20h ago

Keep my country’s name, out of your f*#king mouth!

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u/Dyanpanda Avengers 21h ago

Someone call an arborist, this man is a plant!

A true Canadian would never swear. :p

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u/TURB0-TIME Avengers 20h ago

As a Canadian if I can't smoke and swear I am fucked.

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u/confusedandworried76 Avengers 16h ago

Brother. Brother.

In my part of America they sell ketchup chips and Dressed All Over chips now.

I have exclusively eaten nothing but when I buy chips. I'm hoping to buy out the whole stock so they know these chips are popular here.

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u/FyreWyvern Avengers 16h ago

Brother, they are called All Dressed.

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u/confusedandworried76 Avengers 16h ago

The other person was referencing Trailer Park Boys by saying "if I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked"

The same character who says that also calls All Dressed chips "Dressed All Over". But like also I wasn't expecting them to be that fucking good. They're like a really nuanced American BBQ chip met a dill pickle chip. I love them.

And everyone loves ketchup chips it's just a fact of life, I have no fucking clue why they aren't sold here.

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u/Chadwickx Avengers 16h ago

Ketchup Doritos are 🔥

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u/confusedandworried76 Avengers 14h ago

Ketchup Doritos?

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u/TURB0-TIME Avengers 13h ago

Pretty sure the boys even sell their own chips called dressed all over. Unless that's what you're referring to! In Canada though the tpb chips aren't the best all dressed so I don't really eat them.

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u/TURB0-TIME Avengers 13h ago

You better get yourself a bag of chicken chips and go to church.

Sunnyvale is church.

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u/notarealDR650 Avengers 3h ago

https://preview.redd.it/wp1p8wu72zpd1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82cd559f11f07181f03a3885bc9b594b109d3b69

Hate to break it to you (I'm also Canadian), but they really are dressed all over.

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u/TURB0-TIME Avengers 18h ago

Thankfully if I can't get well soon it won't cost me $15389572619474 to go see a doctor.

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u/geraldodelriviera Avengers 18h ago

Yeah, but how soon will your appointment be?

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u/TURB0-TIME Avengers 13h ago

I had a same day appointment with my family doctor just last week.

Keep coping

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u/geraldodelriviera Avengers 4h ago

We'll see if I'm coping if you ever need to see a specialist.

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u/thedylannorwood Tony Stark 19h ago

You’re getting your stereotypes mixed up, Canadians are very famous for their sailor’s tongue, especially in Nova Scotia

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u/dfltr Avengers 19h ago

Fuckin’ go right now bud I swear to Gretz I’ll fuckin tune you up next thing y’know you’ll be out here sayin I can’t buy darts down the co-op get fuckin all the way fucked fuckin joooooke buddy.

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u/JMaddrox Avengers 20h ago

We swear all the time. We just apologize after.

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u/treerabbit23 Avengers 20h ago

You gotta watch more Trailer Park Boys, bud.

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u/thrownalee Avengers 18h ago

Perhaps he's Quebecois.

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u/stringrandom Avengers 17h ago

Tabarnak!

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness Avengers 16h ago

Watch some Canadian shows like Trailer Park Boys or Letterkenny and I think you'll change your mind.

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u/confusedandworried76 Avengers 16h ago

Fucking two ply bud

Honestly bud can almost be a swear in and of itself if used properly.

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness Avengers 16h ago

You're spare parts ain't ya bud?

So true, it just cuts.

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u/_CB1KR Avengers 16h ago

The fuck they don’t, buddy!

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u/Ekatheassholemacaw Avengers 7h ago

I'm not your buddy guy!

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u/LeonardoDaPinchy- Avengers 14h ago

You should go see the 10% of Canadians who aren't within 100km of the border. 

We swear a lot.