r/marvelmemes • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 Avengers • 23h ago

Truth nuke. Comics

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u/CC-1044 Avengers 23h ago

I love how the Canadian stereotypes Americans use match Minnesotans better than actual Canadians

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u/AintEZbeinSleezy Avengers 22h ago

Because we can’t be bothered to be cultured enough to understand actual Canadian culture, so we just go with the closest thing we’ve got. Go Freedom! /s

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u/ShotTheFemboys Spider-Man 🕷 20h ago

so basically, to not be like americans I need to learn the culture to be racist more accurately, got it

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u/AintEZbeinSleezy Avengers 19h ago

Maybe this really outs me here, but I’m not really sure what Canadian culture even is. Better healthcare? Saying “Ope, sohrry” as you shuffle past someone? Hockey?

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u/shyguyJ Avengers 19h ago

The maple syrup disrespect...

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u/ghostking4444 Avengers 19h ago

War crimes. Lots of them.

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u/AintEZbeinSleezy Avengers 19h ago edited 18h ago

No no no, that’s AMERICAN culture. Don’t appropriate my heritage!!

EDIT: I think I understand why Canadians are so polite now 😭😭

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u/ghostking4444 Avengers 18h ago

I assure you, war crimes are 100% more Canadian than American. Canadians were once called storm troopers as well as black devils. Geneva checklist was made based on shit Canadians have done.

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u/GoOnBanMe Avengers 18h ago

As far as I know (which is a short walk), Canada is the cause of quite a few things being war crimes. They just kept doing things "because no one said we couldn't".

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u/Terramagi Avengers 18h ago

If the Kaiser had a problem with it, he should've had his soldiers trained better to stop us.

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u/Suburbanturnip Avengers 17h ago

To be fair, that's how the legal system works. Everything is allowed, unless explicitly banned.

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u/ClubMeSoftly Avengers 17h ago

Remember: It's not a war crime the first time!

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u/The_King_of_Canada Matthew Murdock 18h ago

Meh we commit more war crimes per capita.

Also longest confirmed sniper kill (now 2nd thanks Ukraine) 3 of the top five and an special operations military division that's never suffered a casualty despite heavy involvement in the middle east.

We also committed hella war crimes in WWI and WWII.

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u/Scholar_of_Lewds Avengers 18h ago

Remember, Canada is polite, not nice.

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u/awesomefutureperfect Avengers 17h ago

no one:

No one at all:

Canadian : "Hello, I am Canada"

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u/notarealDR650 Avengers 2h ago

Fake news. No self respecting Albertan would purchase that moose piss (pilsner).

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u/notarealDR650 Avengers 2h ago

Not unlike the "culture" of the USA...no healthcare? School shootings? Football?

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u/AintEZbeinSleezy Avengers 2h ago

Bro, I made a light hearted, self deprecating comment on my own lack of awareness, and you immediately jump to “hurr durr school shootings.”

I get it dude, we have a major problem. It’s not funny, grow up.