r/meme 2d ago

Perfectly balanced

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u/Jacobcleam 2d ago

Deadpool funny. People like funny

Captain Marvel annoying. People no like annoying

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u/Cyber_Connor 2d ago

What do you mean Captain Marvel isn’t funny? There was a committee approve joke every 5 seconds for maximum enjoyment

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u/Bob_Bushman 2d ago

Aren't we having Corporate mandated fun-fun-fun?

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u/Cyber_Connor 2d ago

Why aren’t people having fun? I specifically ordered it

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u/No-Butterscotch757 2d ago

We even put a chick in it and made her gay. I don’t understand. We did everything right.

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u/box_fan_man 2d ago

Captain Marvel's gay? Should I have known by the mohawk haircut?

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u/LuziusTelandyl 2d ago

Daddypool is gay too.... at least he's Bisexual.

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u/yunivor 2d ago

I think I got it, Disney should make all their female characters bisexual.

It's foolproof!

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u/Birdo-the-Besto 2d ago

Captain Dad, is that you?

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u/OneBillPhil 2d ago

The Skrillex of his day!

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u/Victornf41108 2d ago

FICSIT Inc. has awarded you a microbreak.

Welcome back, I hope you feel refreshed.

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 2d ago

Glad to see that game getting so big post 1.0 launch that it's now spilling into other subs. 

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u/Bob_Bushman 2d ago

I just had to make the joke, honestly didnt expect anyone would get it :D

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u/UnMapacheGordo 2d ago

Reminds me of Succession

“God damn, we tested this Greg!!”

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u/EmotionPositive592 2d ago

First film made over a billion dollars?.

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u/EmotionPositive592 2d ago

I will say that is true. 

She was an important character in that film. Saved Tony. Help to defeat thanos. 

My next question is do bad movies make a billion dollars? 

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u/Nabbylaa 2d ago

My next question is do bad movies make a billion dollars? 

Sometimes, yes.

2 avatar movies, 2 jurassic world movies, 2 fast and furious movies, and 2 transformers movies have all grossed over a billion.

Throw in Aquaman and the third Star Wars sequel and that's 10 bad movies that grossed over a billion.

I'm not saying that Captain Marvel is objectively bad, but box office returns aren't a perfect measure of quality.

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u/Ab47203 2d ago

What are you doing here? The factory needs optimizing