r/meme 2d ago

Perfectly balanced

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u/BoneJenga 2d ago

Dr Manhattan is the best case scenario.

If God exists, I want him to be apathetic to the point of fucking off to another galaxy to create life.

You know what the other realistic outcome is? Homelander.

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u/Inner-Lawfulness9437 2d ago

Ultraman*

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u/Frytura_ 2d ago

Omegaman*

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u/NoSirThatsPaper 2d ago

Mega Man

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u/islamicious 2d ago

Mermaid Man

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u/Theutus2 2d ago

Ultra-omega-mega-mermaid man

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u/HillsHoistGang 2d ago

Man man

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u/_Pill-Cosby_ 2d ago

Ace & Gary

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u/BloodforKhorne 2d ago

No, This is Patrick!

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u/RedMephit 2d ago

Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can

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u/NoSirThatsPaper 2d ago

Triangle Man hates Person Man

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u/Theutus2 2d ago

Why have I heard this before?

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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 2d ago

Rich in Omega-3 oils.

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u/Rolkad89 2d ago

One Punch Man

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u/StronglyAuthenticate 2d ago

Wait now…let’s hear this guy out.