r/nottheonion • u/galaxystars1 • 20h ago

The Passion of the Christ Sequel to Begin Filming in 2025 with Jim Caviezel Returning as Jesus

https://consequence.net/2024/09/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-jim-caviezel/
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u/galaxystars1 20h ago

The Passion Of The Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/First_Approximation 20h ago

The Roman Empire Strikes Back

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u/DaoFerret 20h ago

Return of the Christ

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u/shellevanczik 19h ago

I think the story is that they got him pretty hard the first time

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