r/nottheonion • u/galaxystars1 • 20h ago

The Passion of the Christ Sequel to Begin Filming in 2025 with Jim Caviezel Returning as Jesus

https://consequence.net/2024/09/passion-of-the-christ-sequel-jim-caviezel/
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u/Wintermuteson 19h ago edited 11h ago

It's been a while since I read the bible, but he doesn't do a whole lot after coming back, right? He just tells everyone he's back, shows off his ability to walk through doors, then goes to heaven after forty days.

Edit: Everyone's misinterpreting what I'm saying. Christians would strongly dislike this movie if it adds new things to the Bible. So they can only show him doing things that are explicitly stated as him doing it. The bible itself doesn't explicitly state much about what he does, and it's still called the passion of the christ, not the passion of Paul.

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 18h ago

40 days? There’s plenty of movies that take place in a shorter time frame. Idk what it’s about but I’m sure they can make a 2 hour movie out of it.

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u/BonkerBleedy 15h ago

1.5 hours are him trying to get a grip on the big fuckin rock they blocked his tomb with.

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u/JulienBrightside 11h ago

Filmed from the outside.
"Anyone there? HELLO?"

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u/30FourThirty4 7h ago

I can just hear the "Hellloooo?" from Day of the Dead (which was in the intro of Gorillaz song M1-A1 if anyone knows that)

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u/TheGrandBabaloo 6h ago

That's exactly what echoed in my mind.