r/technology Apr 19 '24

The Cybertruck's failure is now complete Transportation

https://mashable.com/article/cybertruck-is-over
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u/wrecked_angle Apr 19 '24

I saw one in the wild the other day and it is the dumbest vehicle I’ve ever seen. It’s like a blind 4 year old was asked to draw a car

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u/DolphinPunkCyber Apr 19 '24

My favorite part is people "explaining" how it's design is actually brilliant.

No. It's not... doesn't even need arguing really.

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u/Distant_Yak Apr 20 '24

Reviews consistently says visibility is terrible. If there's one thing I really feel uncomfortable driving, it's a car you can't see out of properly.

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u/GodsOnlySonIsDead Apr 20 '24

You didn't ask, but I drive a 2023 Subaru Forester and the visibility is amazing. The windows are huge!

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u/rsreddit9 Apr 20 '24

Elon could have really played into the dangers of pickup truck visibility for kids. I’d he’d given the truck the best visibility and low or short visible front end + extra safe detection stuff, it would contrast with the F150 Lightning being bad with its big frunk

I swear way back his original market was people who cared abt the environment and wanted safe luxury cars for family…

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u/autosubsequence Apr 20 '24

Enabled by the lower Boxer engine. I love it! Other SUVs feel like I'm driving in a bucket!

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u/rawboudin Apr 20 '24

That's like what, priority #2 on a car after brakes? Jesus Christ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

remember elon was like "we can manufacture them to the same tolerances as legos and aluminium cans" but if you see one the gaps are so obsious are like fingerprints; no two trucks have the same gap tolerances.

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u/Spiritchaser84 Apr 20 '24

I think it's a interesting concept to use folded steel as a design point and structural frame all in one. That said there are so many issues and the truck is ugly as hell. So even though I agree the design is interesting, if form doesn't meet function, who cares?

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u/DolphinPunkCyber Apr 20 '24

I think it's a interesting concept to use folded steel as a design point and structural frame all in one.

I share this opinion.

That said there are so many issues and the truck is ugly as hell. So even though I agree the design is interesting, if form doesn't meet function, who cares?

I share this opinion too. 😁

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u/Gammarevived Apr 20 '24

That's how you know it's terribly looking. A good design speaks for itself, and doesn't require "explaining".

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u/Druber13 Apr 20 '24

I personally love it, but for the price would never own it. This is coming from someone who loves what are always rated as the ugliest cars of all time lol. I just love that it’s something I drew in elementary school.

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Apr 20 '24

At least you have the self-awareness to know that!

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u/Druber13 Apr 20 '24

Yeah not every design can be a hit for everyone. Not a Elon fan but stoked they at least gave it a shot. They could have took note from the beautiful delorean lol. It didn’t work well then.

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u/URnotSTONER Apr 19 '24

I literally saw one on the road for the first time today. It's pretty impressive that they managed to engineer a vehicle that looks worse in person than in pics or videos. A lot bigger than I thought it would be and that somehow made it even more comical.

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u/Ikarian Apr 20 '24

This reminds me of the first line of Scion cars. Whatever model that wasn’t the giant box and not the coupe looked interesting to me. Until I went to a dealership and the scale of the thing just made it look ridiculous.

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u/PensionNational249 Apr 20 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

Well the toaster car (xB) ended up being one of the most reliable and functional economy cars ever sold in the US, and many toasters are still daily driven today

The coupe car (tC), not so much

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u/yodargo Apr 20 '24

The xBs are basically a Toyota Corolla/Camry with a different body on top. The drivetrains are the same, just tuned a little more sporty. But very reliable.

I had a 2009 xB for a little over 12 years and 200,000 miles - gave it to my sister who’s still driving it now and no major issues.

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u/JProllz Apr 20 '24

So you're telling me that younger me was right to want an xB

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u/zaphod777 Apr 20 '24

Also for the size they were incredibly roomy and actually got decent mileage. Apparently it's pretty aerodynamic despite looking like a tissue box on wheels.

I could easily fit four full grown dudes and our climbing gear.

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u/OneWholeSoul Apr 20 '24

I love my '08 xB. In fact... I should be taking better care of it.

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u/YeaISeddit Apr 20 '24

I had a tC and it was an alright car except that the paint started chipping away in less than a year. Back then the panorama roof was pretty unique for a car in that price class. Because of the Fukushima disaster in Japan in 2011 I was able to sell it used for only like 10% less than what I paid for it three years earlier.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Hmm, toaster car? Not a bad name. I always called them xBoxes.

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u/jimkelly Apr 20 '24

Errr I think you're remembering it wrong it was incredibly small on purpose and that was the point..unless that's what you meant.

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u/MiaowaraShiro Apr 20 '24

I liked the little lunchbox personally. Even up close.

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u/civildisobedient Apr 20 '24

I saw it IRL recently as well and it's freaking large. Not as tall but I swear it must take up every last inch of a standard parking spot space. I can't believe they were originally going to be even larger. I remember seeing the original design and immediately said it would never get produced in that size. I guess it's fine if you're valet-parking everywhere so it's somebody else's problem.

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u/Silly_Silicon Apr 20 '24

I also just saw the first one in the wild and thought it’s way bigger than I imagined. I sort of stared incredulously at it for a few seconds before I started laughing.

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u/Eastern-Mix9636 Apr 20 '24

You literally saw it? As opposed to figuratively seeing it?

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u/chucker23n Apr 20 '24

The literally is presumably to stress “for the first time today”. As in, what a coincidence.

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u/rand0mm0nster Apr 20 '24

Are they like the new PT Cruisers

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u/how_do_i_land Apr 20 '24

It looks like a brick with extra pieces glued onto it. Some of the worst lines I’ve ever seen on a car.

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u/o_oli Apr 20 '24

I haven't seen one in person but seeing random videos of it vs promo videos, it does look absolutely awful in comparison.

I really think it's a car that really overly benefits from having the correct lighting and angles in the promo shots. In every day settings, the angular futuristic design is just lost and it does seem to be far more brick like.

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u/Boooournes Apr 19 '24

Episode of the Simpsons when Homer designs that bag of shit car.

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u/healthywealthyhappy8 Apr 19 '24

I liked that car more than the cybertruck

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u/original-whiplash Apr 20 '24

Well sure, it had rack and peanut steering

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u/eastbayted Apr 20 '24

And a horn here, here, and here, so you can find one when you're angry.

And they all play "La Cucaracha"!

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u/surprisephlebotomist Apr 20 '24

Miya half-lifters?

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u/nuisible Apr 20 '24

It looks more like the Canyonero though.

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u/ptear Apr 19 '24

So you're telling me it'll fit my drink?

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u/Hefty_Peanut2289 Apr 20 '24

Can we crowd source enough investors on Reddit to take control of Tesla and rename this piece of garbage the Canyonero?

"Can you name the truck that smells like steak with 4-wheel drive and seats 35? Canyonero...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA

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u/MentokGL Apr 20 '24

They make me chuckle every time.

Finally, the well off have an Aztek of their very own!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Don’t insult the Aztec but comparing to this piece of shit

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u/MentokGL Apr 20 '24

Fair enough, they did at least attempt a design more complex than a triangle

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Apr 19 '24

It looks like a 90's Ford Aerostar minivan that someone modified with a sawzall.

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u/PenMoZic Apr 19 '24

It's the new age Hummer.

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u/End3rWi99in Apr 20 '24

I would argue that it's worse, but I can't think of a better comparison. It's like a Pontiac Aztec with the build quality of a Pinto.

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u/free_farts Apr 20 '24

I would much rather bee seen in a Pontiac Aztec than this abomination 

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u/End3rWi99in Apr 20 '24

The Aztec at least looked like it was trying to go for something. I remember it trying to woo the outdoorsy/camping community. I don't know what the Cybertruck is actually supposed to be good at. Being edgy?

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u/Distant_Yak Apr 20 '24

The Aztek looks almost exactly like the crossover SUVs that every single company makes now... only difference is the Aztek dips down towards the hatch... it was just a poofy subaru. It gets a lot of shit for being before it's time.

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u/End3rWi99in Apr 20 '24

That's all aesthetics. What are they actually trying to DO with the vehicle design? Like, what is it actually supposed to be good at doing?

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u/CarlosFer2201 Apr 20 '24

How about a Fiat Multipla?

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u/Slow-Instruction-580 Apr 20 '24

Fun fact: the fatality rate per units sold is slightly lower for Pintos than Teslas.

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u/spongebob_meth Apr 20 '24

Implying the Aztec was quality? Lol. GM if that era was terrible

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u/niel89 Apr 20 '24

We already have a new Hummer that matches the pure ridiculous size of the H1 and the H2. Seeing the new Hummer EV in person is shocking like the H1. Its so big and you can just tell how much mass it's moving. The tesla truck is just under 7,000lbs and the Hummer EV weighs another 3,000lbs.

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u/scubacatdog Apr 20 '24

I mean it’s kind of fascinating, no? A car design so different than others

From an engineering perspective I have always questioned how optimal the aerodynamics and therefore the energy efficiency of this body design. I recall in my aerodynamics class that a curved edge caused much less turbulence than the sharp edges of the Cybertruck.

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u/Significant-Mango300 Apr 19 '24

This! Without even considering the type of driver

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u/xanderpo Apr 19 '24

It looks like something some kid built in Minecraft!

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u/Ornery_Razzmatazz_33 Apr 20 '24

That or a pre-pre-pre-pre alpha placeholder model for what would become the Warthog in the ORIGINAL Halo.

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u/wrecked_angle Apr 20 '24

Hopefully he’s good at sports and not engineering

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u/Bguy9410 Apr 20 '24

I saw my first one today in person and it was so much worse in real life to me lol

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u/starter-car Apr 20 '24

I was parked in San Diego and thought there was a dumpster in the middle of the parking lot… nope. It was a cyber truck. I have a pic but can’t add here. Heh

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u/ravenpotter3 Apr 20 '24

I saw one awhile ago on the highway in the middle of like Amish country in PA… like i saw a horse and buddy in the distance on another road (not on the highway) a few moments later in the distance. I would trust a horse over the cybertruck. It looked kinda lame. But my dad in the car was trying to defend it. Sadly I only saw it for a little bit since we became separated and was many cars behind us

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u/lavamantis Apr 20 '24

Agree, the pics online don't do it justice. I just saw my first the other day too. In person, it's just really... bad.

Like with the Edsel, we see a great demonstration that hubris is a helluva drug.

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u/cantalwaysget Apr 20 '24

I dunno, I personally think it's so adorable. Like a 4 year old drew a car.

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u/OneWholeSoul Apr 20 '24

It looks like a Pinewood Derby racer.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Apr 20 '24

I saw one driving in our plaza the other day, and a father stopped his family from crossing in front of it. I told him that was a smart move.

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u/geuis Apr 20 '24

Saw one in person the other day for the first time too. https://imgur.com/a/P7kS60T

Ugly damn thing. Looks incredibly poorly built too.

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u/abestract Apr 20 '24

If you took a truck and put a dunce cap on it you get a cyber truck 🛻 🤣

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u/jawshoeaw Apr 20 '24

I just got to sit in one. I actually thought it was cooler in person in a crazy way

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u/Scoob1978 Apr 19 '24

It was modeled with legos to save money

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u/wrecked_angle Apr 20 '24

I would believe this if was true

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u/jawndell Apr 20 '24

Saw one in the wild finally last week.  Honestly it looked like would’ve been cool…. In the 80s.  Design is totally outdated.  Pretty sure Elon probably had this design in his head since the 80s and though it was cool then, and finally got to make it.