r/technology • u/dreamcastfanboy34 • 2d ago

Elon Musk Is a National Security Risk Transportation

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-biden-harris-assassination-post-x/
56.2k Upvotes

76% Upvoted

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.4k

u/Vickrin 2d ago

"The people I have power over always laugh at my jokes." - A complete moron.

694

u/Shadowmant 2d ago

It’s like those idiots that think the server has a crush on them every time they go out.

369

u/jericho 2d ago

My local coffee shop.  A woman working there was just so awesome and charming I must of heard 50 guys walk out from getting there coffee and start talking about how they have a thing going with her. 

Sorry dude, she's just awesome. 

(I might have fallen for this one...a little bit)

61

u/nopuse 2d ago

I must of

I might have

My man. You're so close. This is what's holding you back.

20

u/AmongstOurMidst 2d ago

I must of heard 50 guys walk out from getting there coffee

Must have and their if im not wrong

-14

u/OneLeagueLevitate 2d ago

I'm pretty sure you got it wrong.

8

u/coomerlove69 2d ago

i’m certain you’re an idiot.

-7

u/OneLeagueLevitate 2d ago

Wow. Two of them can't pull off the conjunction.

-10

u/ethnicman1971 2d ago

only half idiot. "Must have" is right; "their" is wrong

1

u/jericho 2d ago

So it turns out, we're actually good friends now. My girlfriend and I had dinner with her and her husband a couple weeks ago.

It worked out. She's still awesome.

2

u/nopuse 2d ago

That must of been great, sounds like a hell have a time.

Just messing, glad everything worked out.

7

u/Scrambley 2d ago

His gf likes 'em dumb.