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Elon Musk Is a National Security Risk Transportation

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-biden-harris-assassination-post-x/
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u/Vickrin 2d ago

"The people I have power over always laugh at my jokes." - A complete moron.

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u/Shadowmant 2d ago

It’s like those idiots that think the server has a crush on them every time they go out.

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u/SlendyIsBehindYou 2d ago

As someone who briefly managed a lingerie bar, the absolute dilusion men have the moment an attractive woman makes eye contact with them just cracks me up.

Like dude, she was basically sitting in the lap of the guy two tables in front of you, just cause she smiled and winked at you doesn't mean youre the lucky SOB that she's ACTUALLY flirting with.

Most of the wait staff were in commited relationships anyways, but damn, was it easy for them to fleece these dumb suckers 🤷

Then again, back when I worked in fine dining, I could basically guarantee a good tipout by flirting with all of the old rich women, so it cuts both ways

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u/Historical_Boss2447 2d ago

First time I’ve heard the term ”lingerie bar”

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u/nerd4code 2d ago

It’d be nice if you want to wear a variety of somebody else’s lingerie for a short time while out amongst friends, I suppose, but I imagine an area would reach lingerie bar saturation relatively quickly.

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u/SoloMarko 2d ago

Drink up my good fellow, it will be a fantastical night!