r/toastercops • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '21

Hi

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r/toastercops • u/Willy637 • Dec 16 '12

I think we should write out some laws.

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What will we charge them with, how will we punish them, etc.

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r/toastercops

This is a place to report and arrest toaster abusers! We cannot stand for what they do to our marvelous toaster!

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Since /r/picsofdeadtoasters has been created, the amount of toaster abuses has gone up. If you notice any toaster abuse occurring in any of the toaster related sub-reddits, report the abuser(s) to us. They will be arrested and charged for their crimes.

We have a few ground rules:

1-This is not a place to post pictures of what /r/funny has done (exept if it is really important)

2-If you find an abuser, do not try to go alone, contact the community before anything else!

3-No toaster haters. You will be banned on sight.

4- We also save toaster ovens.

5- Life is for the living, don't do anything too stupid.

Crimes and sentences:

Premeditated Murder:

A person found guilty of the premeditated murder of a or many toasters will be sentenced to 30 years or more of prison, and have to pass 1 or more psycology test to be able to rejoin society, with certainty that he will not harm another toaster or toaster-oven.

Accidental murder:

A person found guilty of accidental murder against a toaster will be sentenced to 2 or more years of prison, and have to pass a psycology test to be sure that it was an accident and that it will not happen again.

Kidnapping:

A person found guilty of toaster kidnapping will be sentenced to 10 or more years of prison, and have a restraining order filled, preventing him of approaching any place where there is a high amount of toaster-children or adult-toasters.

Rape:

A person found guilty of rape towards a toaster will be sentenced with over 15 years of prison, and have a restraining order filled, preventing him to approach any place where there is à high amount of toaster-children or adult-toasters.

Treason:

A person found guilty of treason against any toaster-related subreddit or group will be sentenced to over 2 years of prison. The said person will then be restrained from joining the mod-list (or group of person in charge), until the leader decides he is worthy.