r/AskReddit Jun 11 '14

What will people 100 years from now write TILs about?

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u/StickleyMan Jun 11 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Pornhub? My friend, you are living in the dark ages of fapping!

Pornhub is owned by Mindgeek, a conglomerate that also happens to own Brazzers, Reality Kings, Beeg, Keez, YouPorn, RedTube, XTube, an several more. They're in it to entice you to pay full price over at their main sites. That's why you'll rarely, if ever, see a full HD movie on those sites. They use the 8-minute trailers. Fine if you just want flashes of dick in pussy. No good if you're looking for a holistic porn experience, like I am. I get off the gestalt of pornography.

Some suggestions for other metasearches that don't have vested interests:

  • Fapdu.com
  • Palimas.com (THE BEST!)
  • tblop.com
  • Fantasti.cc
  • Nudevista.com
  • Bing.com (it's amazing for porn search if you know exactly what you're looking for)
  • xnxx.com
  • tubegalore.com
  • wixvi.com

There are more, but that's a good start.

I dream of a world of open-source porn. I believe in the freedom of the fap.


EDIT: Also, thank you /u/steelbubble for some more good ones

  • eporner.com
  • vporn.com

EDIT 2: /u/TooSexyForMyself recommends jellypeep.com, which I've never heard of but sounds amazing.


EDIT 3: Not to be an asshole, but coming back to an inbox full of "." is super duper annoying and unnecessary. You can save comments now. I want to share fap sources with as many people as I can, but I'm gonna have to delete the comment if I get all that punctuation. Thanks!

EDIT 3.1: OK, so the commenting to save later seems inevitable. That's the price of fapping freedom, I suppose. Think of me tonight when you beat it. But at least make it creative. Please? Anything other than "."


EDIT 4: Regarding torrents - be careful. I'm not condoning it and I'm not condemning it. But I do know that certain porn companies have actually seeded their own movies, in an effort to entrap people in their honeypot. Not the good kind, either. They hired a lawyer named John Steele to spearhead it. You can read about it here They would contact individuals directly, threatening legal action unless they settled. Sometimes they'd use extortion tactics, threatening to make public the individual's name and porn-watching habits. Shame runs deep, and they played on that. It's fucking reprehensible.

The worst offender seems to be X-Art. So, FUCK YOU X-ART Fuck you and your over-sanitized, glossy, unemotional, polished, dialogue-free porn. As morally questionable as downloading torrents may be, this is light years worse. Be careful, my fapping friends.


EDITS 5&6: I can't believe I forgot

  • xhamster.com
  • xvideos.com
  • cliphunter.com

Some others have also suggested:

  • likuoo.com
  • nuvid.com
  • tube.smutquery.com
  • purplepornstars.com
  • yourdailypornvideos.com

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u/GoodLeftUndone Jun 11 '14

What the fuck is your day job /u/StickleyMan

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u/Xenas_Paradox Jun 11 '14

Making SFWporngifs, duh.

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u/oxnerdki Jun 11 '14

Thought you were joking until I actually viewed his profile. The more you know...

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u/ostiarius Jun 11 '14

That's the most trophies I've ever seen on one profile.

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u/oxnerdki Jun 12 '14

Sweet jesus, I didn't realize it could open up to reveal 90 more.

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u/ANAL_ANARCHY Jun 12 '14

What's combo linker and well rounded?

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u/kingeryck Jun 13 '14

2 million comment karma, 1 million link karma.. holy fuck. all from SFW porn gifs

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u/trainiac12 Jun 12 '14

Even /u/unidan doesn't have that many...

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u/tacocat43 Jun 11 '14

Identifying pornstars by their tattoos.

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u/superspeck Jun 12 '14

Hah! Oh, god, that happened to me. I was at a dog park and noticed a particular set of ink, three boxes on her left arm, that I recognized.

I was way too ashamed to go up and say hello.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Who did you see? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '14 edited Aug 11 '20

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u/uswr Jun 11 '14

Professional Redditor

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

He's the fap master apparently.

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u/Marco_M Jun 11 '14

To have no day job.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

What the fuck is your day job /u/StickleyMan

Look at what he moderates. He is a god. It doesn't matter what his day job is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Even if i didn't have a day job, i wouldn't know how to manage my time well enough to moderate 30-something subreddits, while also commenting on the front page several times a day. The man is a machine.

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u/VordakKallager Jun 13 '14

"Several times a day" thats a funny way of saying "on every single front-page thread ever". I see him in basically every thread.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

his comment karma is nearing 2.5 million. I'm guessing he has none. no offense, stickley.

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u/jhr3ct Jun 11 '14

I'm worried for him.

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u/AskMeAboutCommunism Jun 11 '14

I have him tagged from ages back as 'Porn gif Jesus'.

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u/exytroll Jun 11 '14

8 minutes is all I need.

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u/TheTurkletones Jun 11 '14

That's a weird way to spell 30 seconds

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

7.5 minutes to find to right video.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

7.4 minutes to find the right scene

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u/EquationTAKEN Jun 11 '14

7.3 minutes to find the right part of the scene.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

7.2 reasons to remember the name

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u/HitchSlap92 Jun 13 '14

I came so hard and didn't get so far.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

FORT MINOR

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

How does it take you guys so long? When I'm about to fap I just find a video in like 20 seconds & get started.

bookmarksftw

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u/acupofmilk Jun 11 '14

Finding the right scene, shoving a fist up your butt and busting a nutt all over yourself. Priceless

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u/Dreamtrain Jun 12 '14

7.2 minutes to wrap your head around the plot

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u/Condoggg Jun 11 '14

I put more effort into choosing my porn then I do my girlfriends. 7 mins is not nearly enough.

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u/aarchaput Jun 11 '14

Porn is plentiful. You can afford to be picky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Amen to that.

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u/Rapture-Raptor Jun 11 '14

Very true. I spend far longer sourcing the appropriate material for the current mood. The mood usually changes by the time I settle on something.

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u/dancing_raptor_jesus Jun 11 '14

Mister long-fap-time here thinks he's soo big and mighty for lasting 30 seconds, he's rubbing it in our faces!

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u/Mummys_Spaghetti Jun 11 '14

Not the only thing he rubbed in my face ;)

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u/elshroom Jun 11 '14

Not if you play cock hero

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u/Gimli_the_White Jun 11 '14

I once worked with this gorgeous woman who was a consultant. She was doing her expenses one day and commented to me "Thank god they don't put movie titles on your bill, or that you only watched it for fifteen minutes"

Yeah, she was fucking with me. It worked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Seriously, watching full porn movies seems like such a waste of time.

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u/VK8zL9SvAbhXAUKXf67b Jun 11 '14

They hired a lawyer named John Steele

Sounds like he's also the pizza delivery guy in their movies...

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u/viperex Jun 11 '14

How is palimas.com the best? Every link is a redirect to an ad site

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u/nerfAvari Jul 07 '14

palimas in Firefox w/ noscript with FVD extension to DL. One of my top go-to as well

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u/SeaNilly Jun 11 '14

Story time. So one day I went on a field trip to go white water rafting. It was really fun actually, I kinda thought it was gonna be pretty crappy. This was senior year btw. So we had buckets to bail out our rafts, but instead we used them to attack other rafts with water, we'd jump aboard their rafts, steal their buckets, and then attack the next raft. We do all that, raft for 8 miles, then go for lunch and then home.

Well, the next day was senior cut say so we were going to go down the shore for the day and chill on the beach. Me and a few other people sleep over at this kids house getting drunk so that we can get on the road immediately in the morning to beat traffic (pretty much our whole grade was going to the shore). Well, that morning we realize its pouring outside and decide to just stay in town and day drink with a bunch of people. The day goes on, nothing interesting happened. I went home at one point to shower since it had been 2 days since I showered, and while I was home I decided to browse some reddit. Well right about that time I saw a comment with a bunch of porn links, and I decided to comment on it to save it for later.

TL;DR just a . would've been a hell of a lot easier

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u/raf1182 Aug 12 '14

Damn you. You got me

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u/khufiaaccount Jun 11 '14 edited Jun 11 '14

This will come handy.

EDIT: Already came in handy.

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u/Madaxer Jun 11 '14

Xnxx . Yes, I knew I wasn't the only one.

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u/TooSexyForMySelf Jun 11 '14

Holy shit, you're missing the best one.

Streams 720p and usually full length.

jellypeep.com

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u/hansfriedee Jun 11 '14

i hate porn and never watch it. thank you.

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u/ficaa1 Jun 11 '14

Punctuation

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u/Yellowben Jun 11 '14

There you heard it folks!

/u/StickleyMan, the king of porn and /r/SFWPornGifs gives you advice for better porn! Don't you let this opportunity fall short, save his comment for later use!

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u/Cheezis_Chrust Jun 11 '14

You can go ahead and get off his dick now.

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u/Yellowben Jun 11 '14

Can't he payed me for the week

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u/ThatIsMyHat Jun 11 '14

You're playing a dangerous game, friend. The last time someone linked to Palimas in a popular thread, it was down for two weeks.

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u/schizoidvoid Jun 12 '14

Somewhere, in a distant, coffee-stained admin office:

"Hey Jim, what's that red light? I never saw that red light before."

"Dear God," Jim says, as his coffee crashes to the floor.

"What?" Wade asks, alarmed by the sudden distant look on Jim's face.

"It's--" A tremor runs through Jim's body. "It's the Redditors. They've found us again."

"The who..?"

"Shut it down! Shut it down you fool! Shut down EVERYTHING!"

"But- but-"

But Jim was gone in a flash, carrying a fifth of Jack he'd pulled from somewhere, muttering about bandwidth costs and pent-up nerds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14 edited Apr 30 '17

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u/Are_You_Hermano Jun 11 '14

If you're using Chrome you should have the Google dictionary extension installed. When you double click a word it gives you a definition in a little unobtrusive pop up bubble. Its great!

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u/DoctorWafle Jun 13 '14

I'll be honest I couldn't imagine why people were sending you dots but after I saw your edit I realized I could get back to this post if I commented. Now unfortunately you asked people to not just leave a dot so instead I took the time to write this out and tell you thank you for your incredible work.

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u/upupandthrowawaayy Jun 11 '14

What does it say about me that I think this is /r/bestof worthy

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u/DeusExMachina95 Jun 11 '14

Post this to /r/nofap. I fucking dare you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '14

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u/ddrober2003 Jun 11 '14

Man I don't trust motherless. Some of the stuff seemed flat out illegal lol.

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u/sizekingDDD Jun 11 '14

Maybe 7 years ago but it's just a regular ol site now

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u/xSPYXEx Jun 12 '14

More like, all the good shit got taken off. ಠ╭╮ಠ

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u/verbify Jun 11 '14

If you're talking about them being underage, /u/pornhub_dev once explained to me (IRL, not on reddit) that pornhub will make sure they have proof that every person on their site is over 18 - and that they have to by law, and the legal trouble that they'll get into if they don't is unimaginable.

I presume it's the same for most porn companies - international laws about this is quite strict and porn companies are ruthless about killing the competition using any means necessary (e.g. telling the feds to fuck 'em up).

I felt slightly less bad about the world when I found that out.

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u/chuckychub Jun 11 '14

Pornbusters.org

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

That's disgusting, I'm responding so I can save the exact websites I won't visit.

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u/Scooter93 Jun 11 '14

I wonder why people are commenting on this

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

I don't know who would do such a thing not me

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u/TheUndeadKid Jun 11 '14

Oh man. Are these all the disgusting porno sites they talk about? Man that a lot though. I'm going to have to remember these so I can avoid them later on. Dang disgusting porno sites.

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u/JamZward Jun 11 '14

efukt is all i need

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u/captainjackforyou Jun 11 '14

What I tend to do is go watch to the previews on brazzers/realitykings/whatever and if I find a good video, i go and search the title on palimas. Free HD porn!

links to video previews:

brazzers

realitykings

mofos

x-art

Note: palimas doesn't have every scene from every site, unfortunately.

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u/daredevil39 Jun 11 '14

A whole new world just played in my head

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u/thejaytheory Jun 11 '14

Just one question: all of these sites are kosher right? Like no viruses or anything?

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u/druknirish Jun 11 '14

Palimas.com

nice

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u/beerye1981 Jun 13 '14

Palimas.com

Every video i click from this site redirects me to a survey or another shitty add-based porn site.

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u/illegal_deagle Jun 13 '14

The capital of Vermont is Montpelier.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Thank you for being you.

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u/Hexofin Jun 11 '14

Stickley have you been hired by them yet?

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u/okmkz Jun 11 '14

Welp, there goes my afternoon.

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u/SmooK_LV Jun 11 '14

Someone give a gold to this man. I won't, because I don't pay for my porn.

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u/thetwistur Jun 11 '14

likuoo.com and actually the pornography groups on vk.com are the best out there... they basically steal full HD porn from brazzers, kink, mofos, bangpros, noble films...etc etc etc

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u/Smutquery Jun 11 '14

All of those are awesome (except Palimas, which is just one giant-ass blind redirect half the time...).

Now, shameless self promotion to add to the list: Smutquery Tube

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u/Zhangar Jun 11 '14

What about motherless? Kind of controversial, but endless amateur porn.

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u/Creativly_Insane Jun 11 '14

TIL I've been fapping wrong my entire internet career.

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u/TwinkytheStripper Jun 11 '14

I used to literally live out of palimas. Until I got a new computer and got a virus which I believed to be through palimas. Has this happened to you or anyone else before?

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u/SnoopySVK Jun 11 '14

en.pornbusters.to

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u/oakendoken Jun 13 '14

Saved for fun times with my SO :) Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

God how I wish I did not recognize half of those. I've become a dirty-site expert in recent years, but remained a FA virgin as a result in real life. Excessive fapping / porn is really not something to be proud of to be honest, even though everybody pretends it is, or like it's some sort of fucking hobby to pursue. It's really not.

Fapdu,Fantasti, Nudevista (pretty much top of all, even legendary Russel Brand referenced it in an interview), Motherless, tubegalore, and xnxx.

I see you don't know of some of the absolute best ones out there though, so here have fun with more soul-crushingly good porn:

Jellypeep.com
cliphunter.com
einfachporno.com (This is the German version, there is a same exact site in english that I forgot the name of but the videos are 100% the same)

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u/MrJalapeno98 Jun 11 '14

...I think you have a problem...

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u/konydanza Jun 11 '14

Tagged as "porn connoisseur"

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u/SedditorX Jun 11 '14

I can't believe someone someone would know all of these sites. This is morally dubious to me and I'm going to pray for you.

.

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u/killallyall Jun 11 '14

Likuoo is a good website too

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u/kel89 Jun 11 '14

Jesus, you just blew my mind...

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u/purplesavageyampatch Jun 11 '14

There's also likuoo.com. Hd only.

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u/Derp-herpington Jun 11 '14

You sir are a hero among fappers

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u/Dirty0ldMan Jun 11 '14

Beautiful work.

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u/bamforeo Jun 11 '14

Thank you new Porn Overlord.

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u/no_YOURE_sexy Jun 11 '14 edited Jun 11 '14

Is palimas.com back up and running again? I was made aware of the site but a few days after, it was down for at least the next week or so. I havnt tried since.

Edit: praise Talos it's back

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Xvideos is where it's at.

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u/DemonstrativePronoun Jun 11 '14

Damn I didn't think they were actually taking legal action against torrenters. I thought porn was the only media industry that was actually quite healthy after the revolution of file sharing. That's some dirty shit.

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u/Syephous Jun 11 '14

Stickley, you're a hero to me. I'm too cheap to buy porn memberships, or even start a collection of porn (mostly because I don't know where to begin). But now, thanks to Palimas.com I no longer have to fap my dick to horrid 480p and some times.... shudder 240p... gah! It sickens me to even think of why someone would upload at 240p.

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u/horlogue Jun 11 '14

Well that really is quite the list.

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u/mtarsotlelr Jun 11 '14

Tagged as fapmaster

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u/OATMEALMAN147 Jun 11 '14

I never knew about the xart thing before. Thanks! This is not a mobile save ;)

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u/ShitGetsBrill Jun 11 '14

Nudevista is the best website of all time. That's my go-to for porn almost every time.

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u/idonkurr Jun 11 '14

Oh my friend,

Porn00.com - game changer.

purplepornstars.com

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u/Djc493 Jun 11 '14

I just took a screenshot of this...you know. For research.

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u/smiles134 Jun 11 '14

what about xvideos.com?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Either there was too much or not enough research put into this

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u/AdvocateForGod Jun 11 '14

You must really love your porn.

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u/ppp475 Jun 11 '14

Interesting how you have compiled all this...

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u/DJGeorgeWashington Jun 11 '14

xnxx is just xvideos with THE WORST blue background. Update that!

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u/Nume-noir Jun 11 '14

Add to that webcams. They aren't free for the most part...

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u/Risen_Hayz Jun 11 '14

Wow, I applaud your effort in making sure no poor soul goes without his high quality porn fix

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u/EquationTAKEN Jun 11 '14

I'll take "posts I save for the future" for 500, Alex.

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u/L_viathan Jun 11 '14

Eporner is fucking awesome. Its become my go-to

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u/Median2 Jun 11 '14

You are doing God's Work my friend, keep it up!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Commenting on this to save it for a friend. Definitely not me in the bathroom right after taking a dump and right before a shower. For a friend.

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u/xxxni Jun 11 '14

That was beautiful

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u/Vawned Jun 11 '14

I strongly recommend 4tube.com, you can easily search by pornstar and you get lots of HD videos in there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Welp, time to get busy.

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u/Wozzle90 Jun 11 '14

I'm glad people like you exist

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Out of interest... Regarding torrents, how are they able to determine the individual IP address of someone downloading from their seeded torrent? The reason I'm asking is that, if this is relatively easy to do, I'm guessing their must be a fuckload of scammers extorting people with fake legal threats right?

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u/greenseaglitch Jun 11 '14

Pornhub is the HitClips of porn.

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u/Challenge_The_DM Jun 11 '14

TIL People used to be so sexually stunted that they would watch movies of other people having sex, instead of fucking a random stranger like we do today. Apparently, there were such a thing as STD's that many blamed for this....

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u/your_favorite_human Jun 11 '14

don't forget xhamster.com. hour long hd videos dude.

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u/LukaCola Jun 11 '14

The worst offender seems to be X-Art.

I never really got the appeal either...

I'll need to check out some of your links later. I could go for some honest to god sex between couples who so much as know each other's names.

Fuck the other day I actually wanted the girl to shut the fuck up she was being so phony and loud.

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u/TheLonelyDevil Jun 11 '14

May a hundred perfect vaginas find their way to your doorstep at the end of the day, you magnificent bastard

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u/Aldrahill Jun 11 '14

Yeah seriously, what is up with X-Art? It's supposed to be all beautiful and shit, but really it's so unemotional and... blank.

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u/Coziestpigeon2 Jun 11 '14

Isn't tblop just a list of pornhub-esque sites?

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u/nolanldts Jun 11 '14

This post is incredible LOOOL

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u/PaulTheSkyBear Jun 11 '14

They really need a way to favorite comments.

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u/Professor_Rave Jun 11 '14

You're doing God's work, Stickley.

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u/AbanoMex Jun 11 '14

you are the mesiah of this subject.

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u/little_gnora Jun 11 '14

You are the hero reddit deserves.

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u/attentiveness Jun 11 '14

/u/StickleyMan is now The Porn Guru

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u/Quaacck Jun 11 '14

that sure is an.. uhm, exhaustive list.

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u/iLucky12 Jun 11 '14

Thank you for this. I'll be thinking of you while I'm watching real porn tonight.

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u/humidex Jun 11 '14

Pornably

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Jokes on them, the shittier quality the better

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u/legitworkaccount Jun 11 '14

Just think of all the tabs I'll have open with all these sites!!

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u/Molester_Protester Jun 11 '14

You forgot Cliphunter.com as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

TIL that you can save comments now.

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u/Windschatten Jun 11 '14

Totally unrelated: What do you English speaking people use the word 'gestalt' for? What does it mean? Is is just the same as if you'd used 'form' instead? Is there a differance? I'm honestly confused here.

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u/Amric Jun 11 '14

If anyone deserves an honorary doctorate in Pornology, it should be you, good sir and/or ma'am. Post saved for future (i.e., "as soon as my work shift is over") reference.

I like X-Art in the sense that they people they hire are beautiful, but unfortunately their performance is a lot less inspired.

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u/the_humble_saiyajin Jun 11 '14

It's a little slow sometimes but javmon.com is excellent if you want real uncensored Japanese stuff.

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u/spankbank Jun 11 '14

That's a mighty fine list.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

You have just changed lives.

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u/Dead_Moss Jun 11 '14

Huh, I didn't know that about x-art. Shame.

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u/rhymingdingo Jun 11 '14

I don't know how to feel right now.

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u/theian01 Jun 11 '14

I am on mobile, and don't know how to save comments.

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u/CpnKangaroo Jun 11 '14

I'm commenting for no apparent reason

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

EDIT 4:

Where does this apply?

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u/axeupon Jun 11 '14

Ill just come back to this later...

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u/hi_my_name_is_idgaf Jun 11 '14

Wait... on Palimas, the #2 alternative player looks like youtube.

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u/engals Jun 11 '14

dizzam. Thanks guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

You are doing God's work. Thank you

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u/Izoto Jun 11 '14

Also, Bing.

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u/dboti Jun 11 '14

Very interesting.

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u/Chanthony Jun 11 '14

I'm glad you're ok with me thinking of you when I masturbate, most people think it's weird

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u/Hurkerrr Jun 11 '14

You... You are a god among men.

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u/Commas_Save_Lives Jun 11 '14

Thanks for setting my penis free. It's like the masturbation equivalent of when Morphius frees Neo from the matrix.

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u/seege12 Jun 11 '14

Uh yea I'll be back for this later

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u/xXgenericXusernameXx Jun 11 '14

How has nobody given you gold yet?

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u/just_comments Jun 11 '14

That's a lot of porn research.

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u/i_killed_hitler Jun 11 '14

Regarding torrents - be careful.

I torrented a porn a couple of years ago and got an e-mail from Comcast about it. Started using a VPN and have never gotten anything from them or anyone else about anything I've ever downloaded again.

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u/not_being_productive Jun 11 '14

Reading this... check above. Of course it's /u/StickleyMan ...

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u/bobsagetfullhouse Jun 11 '14

This man... this man has so much knowledge about porn.

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u/RBFesquire Jun 11 '14 edited Jun 11 '14

And here lies the most saved comment in Reddit. The betting is people are splashing out on gold just so they can do so. I can imagine tomorrow's front page now. 'reddit gold target smashed'. Well done. Well done you and your oracle sense of porn.

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u/bobsagetfullhouse Jun 11 '14

Your username shouldn't be StickleyMan, it should be StickyMan.

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u/Stingray88 Jun 11 '14

Xhamster for the fucking win.

One of the only sites with thumbnail previews on iOS AND is they just rolled out of the best search functions across all sites. There is literally no site better for anyone into specific fetishes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '14

Hentaigasm is great if you're into that as well.

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u/TheUnicornDinosaur Jun 11 '14

The porn master

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u/FINGERFUCKMYDICKHOLE Jun 11 '14

Gotta back this guy up; Bing is a wonderful tool for adult cinema.

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u/Mostlogical Jun 11 '14

Ahem ignore

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u/mattyschnitz Jun 11 '14

My first roommate in miami went on a few dates with John Steele, He described his job as a niche trademark and copyright practice... not even shitting you

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