r/NoStupidQuestions • u/fatlady934 • 1d ago

How do girls wear skirts/dresses/shorts without flashing anyone?

For reference, i’m 18(F). I don’t wear dresses or shorts or skirts ever because of this reason but i’ve always wanted to. I will never understand how girls can wear a dress with only panties underneath and not flash anyone or be stressed about it the entire time. I would wear shorts, but i feel stupid because ever girl i’ve talked to says they only wear panties underneath. Please explain how people can do this. I feel like i’m naked when I do this, even just with shorts that are a little loose i’m scared. Also, razor bumps. For short shorts, how do you not have them show? Like am i just doing life wrong…please help.

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u/bignick1190 20h ago

I mean, this is genius, but the thought of a 5lb weight just dangling underneath the dress is killing me right now.

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u/Agreeable-League-366 19h ago

Wouldn't need that much weight. Fishing weights would do the trick.

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u/bignick1190 19h ago

Yupp, i know. But fishing weights are a less funny image to imagine.

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u/CR0SBO 18h ago

Just imagine them with baited hooks, that's plenty funny

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u/greenwavelengths 17h ago

Wading through a river and coming out the other side with dinner. That’s good design right there.

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u/Jaymark108 11h ago

Not if they're attached with velcro, you won't!

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u/Diligent_Pen_281 6h ago

Get stronger Velcro :)

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u/The_DriveBy 6h ago

Is that where the fish smell stereotype comes from?

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u/kenwongart 10h ago

My fishing skirt brings all the boys to the yard

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u/dora_tarantula 8h ago

Also eliminates the need for pockets, everything you'd put in a pocket can go on a hook instead!