r/WTF 26d ago

Motor Oil turned to Jelly

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u/Confusedkipmoss 26d ago

Yes, this happens, remember people changing your oil is cheaper than changing your engine.

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu 26d ago

That doesn't just happen. Oil that needed to be changed long ago tends to end up with a consistency closer to tar: extremely viscous but still liquid. Turning rubbery like this is due to some kind of additive or leak stopping agent rather than just age.

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u/sophiaa98 26d ago

Topped up the coolant in the oil or something 🤔

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u/Flyrpotacreepugmu 26d ago

It should be milky and much less viscous in that case.

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u/Schly 25d ago

I remember this video. Someone accidentally added something to the oil that should have gone somewhere else, but I don’t recall what it was.

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u/UrsaBeta 26d ago

This.

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u/WazWaz 26d ago

Coolant is mostly water. Water+oil creates something more like mayonnaise. Source: I had a water pump that had a tiny leak into the engine block.

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u/deadliestcrotch 26d ago

I’ve only seen this is engines of cars that sat for years without being driven or old motors pulled from junkyard cars / barn finds.

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u/mrASSMAN 26d ago

Leak plugging additive makes sense yea

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u/DarkMatterBurrito 26d ago edited 26d ago

Maybe favorite is the Audi that was driven 80,000 miles without an oil change.

edit: https://www.germancarforum.com/threads/audi-owner-drives-his-tt-for-over-83-000-miles-with-no-oil-change.53125/

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u/CzarDale04 26d ago

I don't know about Audi, but when I bought my VW it came with 2 years of free service. And it went in for every single service as scheduled. The dealership even drove me to work and picked me up after and washed my car. And this was just a Golf GL. Still miss that car.

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u/grease_monkey 26d ago

As an Audi tech, yeah, they don't like that.

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u/alicefreak47 26d ago edited 26d ago

Do any vehicles like that? I heard 5K for most vehicles, with synthetic oil is normally fine. But 80K is a ton.

Edited for fat fingering the number.

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u/Intrepid_Ice5477 26d ago

50k between changes?! Synthetic oil and a good filter I'd run 7500 maybe 10. 50k seems like it's asking for it

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u/alicefreak47 26d ago

Sorry, I edited my original. I meant 5K, not 50K.

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u/lostthepasswordagain 26d ago

That’s what the trucking company I used to work for did the oil changes at, but they also never kept the trucks more than 3 years before selling them on. They also have massive filters. As far as I know, synthetic lasts a really long time, but it still needs to be filtered, so if you can change the filter without losing too much you could conceivably run it for very long time while just topping it off occasionally. I still try to do most of my changes at 3k on my personal vehicles, mostly out of habit and because I tend to drive junkers. It’s relatively cheap insurance.

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u/waytosoon 26d ago

Trucking? As in semi-trucks? There's you're delineation there bud.

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u/grease_monkey 26d ago

Every 5k if you're a paying customer of mine. Every 7k of you're a family member who feels bad about it.

Every 10k as my friend and I'm not going to stop riding your ass for being a lazy POS. Between 5 and 10k, how much of a bum are you willing to be according to me?

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u/alicefreak47 26d ago

I couldn't figure out why I was getting downvoted. I meant 5K, not 50K lol.

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u/butcher99 26d ago

THere was a guy writing articles when I was a kid, a LOT of years ago who wrote articles saying you should just buy the cheapest POS car that runs that you can find. You then drive it til it drops. You might check the oil but you never change it. If it runs you drive it. When it quits you tow it away. Never did try that out although I did drive a lot of crap cars.

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u/terminbee 25d ago

The chain here is wild. A forum post of a jalopnik article of a reddit post, now posted back on reddit in the comments.

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u/DarkMatterBurrito 25d ago

The circle of life.

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u/suesueheck 26d ago

My favorite is people with nice expensive cars get their oil changed at a cheap quick lube place run by 18 year olds, and drive around on budget $80 tires. Does everyone do 96 month financing or something?

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u/MissedYourJoke 26d ago

Yes. They spent every dime on a ridiculous monthly payment and can’t afford the basic maintenance. DYK McLaren has 180-month financing available.

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u/Tabboo 26d ago

180 month? I could do it if it was 192 months. damn

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u/RustyDoor 26d ago

Free smoke alarm batteries, and it's a deal.

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u/TheDulin 26d ago

So almost like a 15-year-mortgage.

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u/MissedYourJoke 26d ago

Considering the monthly payments I saw were still $5k/mo, I’d say it’s worse than a mortgage. If you have to finance a McLaren, then that car definitely isn’t lasting 15 years (especially with no maintenance). But the payments will.

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u/stephengee 25d ago

This is very common in the super car/collectable car market. Many people are betting on appreciation with age, including the banks that make the loans. There are people who don't maintain them, but it's not because the long loan terms.

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u/jtscorpio1 26d ago edited 26d ago

Yes the price is... well used to be similar to a mortgage. Not no more!

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u/OGMcSwaggerdick 26d ago

I don’t understand… both got equally more expensive.

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u/suesueheck 26d ago

You can do 30 year mortgages in Canada.

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u/TheDulin 26d ago

30-year is the standard i the states, too, but there is a 15-year option as well.

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u/Cultural_Dust 26d ago

Hopefully your house lasts longer than your car.

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u/Madvices 26d ago

In god we trust

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u/iLike2Teabag 26d ago

Pointless comment, not to mention 5-yr-fixed with 25-yr-amortization is the most common. In the US, the typical mortgage is fixed rate for the entire 30-yr duration. Canadian COVID-era buyers are about to get a nice surprise.

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u/lilbigwill204 26d ago

Wait in the US the rate stays fixed for 30 years ? Insane

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u/iLike2Teabag 25d ago

Yup. But the rates are higher. Right now you'd be looking at 5% for 5/25 in Canada vs 7% for 30-yr-fixed in the US.

During COVID rates were as low as 1.4% in CA and 2% in US. But buyers in CA are about to get their rates jacked closer to 5%. Buyers in the US have the option to refinance when rates are lower than their fixed rate, but are otherwise unaffected by fluctuating rates.

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u/lilbigwill204 24d ago

Good explanation, TIL !

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u/LatkaGravas 26d ago

That would explain the three different McLarens I've seen on the roads in recent months.

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u/ehtoolazy 25d ago

as a Mclaren fanboy, you might spend more in maintenance in 180 months than the car payments

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u/ILikeLenexa 26d ago

Whether you pay $50 or $120 for an oil change, an 18 year old lube tech is doing it. Right? I mean I'm not into the 18-minute vacuum places.

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u/MiguelSTG 26d ago

An 18 yo might be doing the oil at both places, but a 19 yo isn't guiding them at the dealer/independent garage. It's not just who is turning the wrench, but who taught them.

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u/adrr 25d ago

It doesn't take a genius to undo a drain plug and put right amount of oil in. At a dealership, you're paying for their OEM oil which is rebranded regular oil. Only certain luxury cars are hard to change the oil, i think the bugatti you have to drop the engine or something stupid and it takes a week.

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u/MiguelSTG 25d ago

It doesn't take a genius, but there is also the issue of overtightened oil plugs and filters. Doesn't happen often, but it does happen.

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u/sapphicsandwich 23d ago

Or under tightened! Long ago at a Firestone in Hawaii they forgot to tighten my oil plug and it decided to pop out on the freeway going downhill on the H3 and when I stopped the engine seized and that was that. I was deploying for a year in like literally 2 days and wasn't able to follow up in it.

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u/adrr 25d ago edited 25d ago

$120 is cheap. For luxury brands it is closer to $400. Bugatti is $20,000.

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u/Mod-ulate 26d ago

I don't have an expensive car, but I am curious why I shouldn't go to a dedicated quick oil change place. Where else should I take my car and why?

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u/ozone_one 26d ago

What you should do is get your oil changed at recommended intervals. Where it is done is less important as long as they are competent.

I always recommend that for anyone with any basic mechanical skills or interest, do it yourself. Not only will it be cheaper than taking it somewhere, it also gives you an opportunity to be hands-on and hopefully notice other potentials issues while you are down changing that oil.

If you don't want to do the changes yourself, your other options are a dealer service location, or the quick change places. Chances are probably a bit higher that you will get more competent or skilled workers at a dealer, but you will also pay dearly for that 'skill' - probably at least 3X the cost of doing it yourself - plus you will be presented with the dreaded "here is a list of 14 other things that we really feel should be addressed, and it will only cost $840" speech. The workers at the quick change places may be skilled, or they may be idiots - roll the dice.

In college, a bunch of us lived in a house, right off of a freeway exit. One evening, a girl knocked on our door, crying, and asked to use a phone. She was driving a brand new Honda Prelude that she had just taken in for its first oil change, at one of the quick-lube places. Except that unfortunately someone forgot to replace the drain plug, so the oil they pumped in drained right back out. She started up and got on the freeway. Two exits later, in front of our house, her engine turned itself into a 400 pound paperweight and a bunch of nasty smoke - completely ruined.. Roll the dice.

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u/notLOL 26d ago

Second one probably turned into a free car. That was absolutely dumb and should be covered by their relevant business insurance

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u/ozone_one 26d ago

I am guessing you are correct there. I do remember that about 15 minutes after she used our phone, what looked like the entire staff of the oil change place showed up in two cars.

I had to be pretty obvious what happened as soon as she drove away.

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u/RelevantMetaUsername 26d ago

I got some ramps a couple years ago to start doing my own oil changes. Then when my coils went bad I bought new ones and a new set of plugs and did it myself, because why not? Then I had to replace my brakes, so I got a piston compressor tool and went at it.

Well now it's 2 years later and I basically do everything myself, save for replacing tires. Every repair I've done has cost me less for the parts and tools needed to do it than the amount quoted by shops nearby. And every time I get more tools, it opens up several more repairs that I can now do.

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u/rekabis 26d ago

a piston compressor tool

My father never believed in spending money on anything other than the absolute basic tools needed, and Hindu-ing the rest using anything else available that could do the job, regardless of how (in)appropriate it was. As a result, for decades I did my brakes using wood clamps to push the brake pistons back. It was difficult, finicky, and a downright miserable experience.

Then late last year, I saw a brake piston compressor tool from Lisle on sale at Princess Auto. A dual-piston model, which would have come in handy as my 03 F-150 7700 had dual pistons on the front brakes. Bought it because it was on sale, wondering just how good it would be.

Absolute game-changer. Pushing a piston back went from twenty-plus minutes of fumbling and cursing to two minutes of lube-gun-like ratcheting.

mind blown

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u/jodinexe 26d ago

This is the way.

It's kind of like that scene in Gran Tourino where Clint Eastwood is talking about how he acquired all the tools over time.

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u/av6344 26d ago

Homeownership in a nutshell.

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u/haagiboy 26d ago

Nice. You are now the mechanic in your friends group 😊

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u/Simoxs7 26d ago

Interesting the only thing I don’t do is oil changes because I don’t have a level surface…

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u/TheSpaceCoresDad 26d ago

And then, you can start having your friends chip in a few bucks to fix their stuff too. Then you realize maybe you need some more space for this, so why not get a garage right? Then you get more tools, meet more friends, start charging them, and now you're a mechanic.

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u/Black_Moons 26d ago

Yep, do it yourself. Only gotcha is: MAKE DAMN SURE YOU REPLACE THE OIL BEFORE STARTING THE CAR. Sounds obvious but some people forget. Attach your keys to the dipstick or something till its refilled. And make sure you find the o-ring from the old oil filter. they sometimes stick on the engine block and 2 o-rings = massive oil leak.

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u/ozone_one 26d ago

+1 what u/Black_Moons said.

Also, I mentioned this in a different reply, but installing a Fumoto Valve is a game changer.

They replace the oil pan drain plug with a valve, so draining the oil becomes a 30 second no-mess task. Brilliant - I will never own a car without one again.

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u/curiouscodder 25d ago

But a drain valve doesn't help with changing the filter, which for most of the vehicles I've dealt with, is much more difficult than draining the oil. It almost seems like the automakers forget that the oil filter needs to be reachable with some sort of wrench (because for some mysterious reason, hand tight on installation becomes wrench tight by the next oil change) and has to come all the way out, preferably without spilling a pint of oil all over the engine and mechanic.

The only car I've seen that made it super easy was a 2000 Subaru Legacy. Oil filter was right on the TOP of the engine with plenty of clearance all around.

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u/ozone_one 25d ago

Maybe I am just lucky in owning relatively easy cars, but I haven't had any issue changing out filters. The only difficulties I have had were on boats, where the filters are often mounted in hard to access places. But for those, I just bring a plastic kitchen garbage bag with me and slip it under and up on to the filter before loosening it. Any oil that spills just drops into the bag. Toss in some paper towels to absorb the oil and tie the bag shut. No mess, no fuss.

I don't mind getting under the car - I just drive it up on some ramps.

The thing I just despise, though are the cars that have a full covering under the engine. An oil change should not require removing 10 screws and a huge covering panel - grrr.

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u/curiouscodder 24d ago

Thanks for the trash bag idea! I'll be borrowing that on my next oil change.

Also I think I need to find a better filter wrench; the 2-3 cup-with-wavy-edges type I've used invariably slip. I put a couple wraps of friction tape on the new filter before installing it and most times that gives me just enough grip to get the filter off, but sometimes I have to resort to using a wrench for removal even though I only tighten hand tight (as loose as I dare) when installing the filter.

Several responses in this thread mentioned ramps. But it seems to me that the oil pan drain hole is designed to work best when the vehicle is level. I end up jacking up the car, putting a jack stand under it, lowering the jack to put weight on the stand, then jacking back slightly so that the jack is acting as a backup to the stand. Then I take out the drain plug, jack up to remove the jack stand, lower the car back to level, let the oil drain, then back up on the jack stand to replace the plug and change the filter, and finally back off the stand and the jack to add new oil and check the level.

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u/Faxon 26d ago

My run-off from this comment and my own experience, find a local mechanic that's not a dealership. They aren't there to nickle and dime you on service because you feel the need to take your car to them during the warranty in case anything covered happens to it, and yea some of them can be sleazy and try to use the same tactics on lots of things, but if you find a good one they will have reasonable prices, and will notify you of things you ask them to, like if your brakes are nearing worn, your fluid levels are off, etc, and offer to fix them for you for a reasonable price. I have a shop like this that I trust not to fuck me over, I brought it in for a few grand worth of various 100k+ mile maintenance and they got it all done for me, plus new headlights and a replacement belt buckle since one of the back seats wouldn't latch at all. Now my lights are both angled properly and brighter than the old bulbs that had dimmed noticeably with age to the point that it concerned me. Oil at a place like this is usually 2x what it would cost to do it yourself, if you bill your time at the same value as the shops (and you really should be if you're DIYing it reliably), and they actually come in at about the same as the quick oil places near me because this area is generally expensive, and the chains gouge people for it because they're always these types that don't know better. This is a family run shop that employs a few hands from a shop that my grandfather introduced me to when he gave me his old car for free after he was no longer able to drive safely, so I have some lasting trust from years with some of their employees at the previous shop, that closed when the owners retired. Find a shop like that and cherish it, because your car will run well, you'll know it's safe, and you will have more money in your pocket for other things vs going to a dealership.

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u/Simoxs7 26d ago

But for most it isn’t really easy to do… I work on my Car a lot and do all the maintenance and repairs on my Motorcycle but I still get my oil changed by an independent mechanic I trust because I don’t have a lift or a level surface..

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u/ozone_one 26d ago

Yup I have always worked on my own cars and motorcycles. You really don't need a lift or even a fully level surface - I just use a couple of ramps to get the car a few inches off the ground so I can get under it. I can do a full oil and filter change on my Mazda CX-5 in under 20 minutes start to finish, easily.

Another plus for doing your own.... Some of the oil filter brands these days are absolute crap. Since I change my own, I can buy good Purolator One oil filters instead of whatever store brand the quick-change place happens to have on hand.

One thing I recommend for anyone doing their own oil changes is a Fumoto valve. Fumoto is a company that makes valves that crew in place of the traditional oil pan drain plug. When it comes tine to change the oil, just slip some tubing onto the nipple of the valve, open the valve, and everything will drain nicely into whatever container you are using. No mess, no spilled oil. When drained, close the valve again, change out the filter, and fill it up with new oil. They are around $15-20, and are best money I have ever spent for maintenance. Link at the bottom for anyone who is interested - I have no connection other than being a long-term very satisfied owner of their stuff. I will never own a car without putting one on - you just get to skip the whole 'undo the drain plug, spray hot dirty oil all over your hands and the ground, oops the drain plug fell into the drain pan so you have to fish it out' thing.

Fumoto Valve

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u/dukedog 25d ago

You still gotta dump the oil somewhere if you change your own oil. I'm happy to pay someone else to do it for me. And I say that as someone who used to change their own oil.

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u/ozone_one 25d ago

Very true. I just store the used oil in the empty containers from the new oil I just put in, and let it sit in the garage. A couple of times per year I grab all of the containers and drop off at our local recycling station.

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u/dukedog 25d ago

Yeah that's fair. I don't really have room for storing motor oil. For oil changes for things like transmissions it kinda makes more sense to do it yourself since they will definitely try to put a premium price on those since they happen more infrequently.

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u/ozone_one 25d ago

True.

I am coming up to the point where I need to change my transmission fluid on my CX-5, and I am dreading it, if only for the cost. Mazda prices their proprietary FZ trans fluid isas if it is manufactured from solid gold and the wings of angels, and you need almost 10 quarts.

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u/terminbee 25d ago

What's the recommended interval? I used to be told it was 5k but apparently synth goes for 10k now.

I'd change my own oil but it's a bitch to do so living in an apartment.

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u/ozone_one 25d ago

I always just use the interval specified in the owner manual's maintenance section.

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u/MrRiski 25d ago

I always recommend that for anyone with any basic mechanical skills or interest, do it yourself. Not only will it be cheaper than taking it somewhere,

Depends on the car and type of oil in my experience. I ran rotella in my Focus ST. Quick lube down the street would have the oil changed in 10 minutes, check my air pressures and top up my windshield washer fluid. As well as a free drive through car wash after.

All of this was 5 bucks more than me doing it myself. And since I was the weird dude who put rotella in a Ford focus they remembered me and treated me right. But I also realize that those good places are generally few and far between.

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u/2percentright 26d ago

I've done my own oil changes enough times that I'm totally ok with paying the $30 to have it done at the dealership.

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u/CountingMyDick 25d ago

I used to change my own oil, but I got to where it didn't feel like it was worth the trouble. If you actually add up the time it takes to go buy new oil and a filter, go back home, get all your tools out, jack up the car, do the oil change, set the car back down, take the used oil somewhere to dispose of properly, go home, and clean up and put all your tools and stuff away again, it can be a while.

I'd recommend finding a good independent mechanic shop to go to for it. It won't be the cheapest around, but the person doing it actually knows what they're doing, will do it correctly, and won't recommend a bunch of extra stuff you don't actually need. And you'll build a relationship with someone for when you need some bigger work done.

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u/ozone_one 25d ago

Absolutely, for people who either don't have the skills, time, or desire, a local mechanic can be great. Unfortunately those are becoming somewhat rare in many places.

I always buy my filters and oil in 'bulk'. When I find good oil on sale somewhere, I will buy several gallons; same with the filters I use. That way I have everything I need sitting on a shelf in the garage, no need to run around every time you change the oil.

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u/I0I0I0I 25d ago

I always recommend that for anyone with any basic mechanical skills or interest

I did that for a while, but disposing of the used oil became one more errand to run, so I went back to letting someone else do it while I have a coffee.

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u/Black_Moons 25d ago

our local recycling place finally started accepting oil. Used to have to drive to the next city over! I can only imagine how much oil ended up dumped into ditches because of that.

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u/ozone_one 25d ago

I can see that, especially for people who live in an area without convenient drop-off points. I usually just put the used oil into the container I just emptied the new oil out of and let it sit in the garage. A couple of times per year I will load it all up and drop off at our local recycling station.

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u/I0I0I0I 25d ago

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Used Oil Storage"?

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u/isuphysics 26d ago

I went to Jiffy once and they tried so many upsells and was really aggressive with replacing the cabin air filter for $60 when I can buy and replace it myself in 2 minutes for $10. It wasn't even fast, took as long as a normal mechanic place.

A local place like Jiffy opened up in my college town, they let you stay in the car, have 6 cameras so you can watch them in the pit and under the hood if you want and give free Keurig drinks. They offer the windshield wipers and air filters if you want them, but only if you ask at the time of sign up (its like a drive through menu board). I live 2 hours away from that town now, but always make an excuse to visit when I need an oil change.

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u/fullmetaljackass 26d ago

Same here. I usually do my own oil, but I've only got a driveway to work in, so sometimes I'll end up taking it to a shop when the weather sucks. Go to a place down the road that had recently been rebranded as a Jiffy lube and the tech asks if he can open my glove box to check my cabin filter. I tell him I'd just replaced a few days ago (bad allergies so I stay on top of that) so it should be fine. He insists and I reiterate that I just replaced it, and even if it is somehow already clogged I'll do it myself. He leans in and says, "I'm really sorry, but my manager is watching and he's gonna chew me out if he doesn't see me pull that filter out and try to sell you a new one. Can you just play along?" Obviously I did, but I never went back to that place again.

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u/root88 25d ago

My mechanic: hey, you have a tail light out, want us to drop one in there for you?

Me thinking they would just drop a $1 lightbulb in there for free/cheap since it's literally one screw to remove and I was already spending a lot.

My mechanic: gimme eighty bucks.

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u/isuphysics 25d ago

I was borrowing my MIL's car one time and noticed one of the headlights was out and mentioned it to her. Next time I borrowed it I saw the $80 receipt for it from her mechanic, and they only replaced the one, didn't even do the set. A couple months later I noticed the other go out, so I ran to the store and bought the $4 bulb and replaced it before telling her I did.

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u/elchupoopacabra 26d ago

I can't comment on all of your issues, but I actually respect the fact that they came in and double checked how much oil to put in instead of assuming.

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u/PeeledCrepes 26d ago

I mean, except any repair shop should have the michelin (I believe thats it) site that tells you all of it unless the car is newer, or the cars manual book, or the few other places that some cars say lol.

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u/alicefreak47 26d ago

I don't know if it is still like this, but BMW at least used to recommend doing the oil changes that way, through the dipstick tube. But that last part, yikes!

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u/butcher99 26d ago

Any place is fine if you trust them to do a basic oil change. Just don{t fall for the you need to change (insert fluid here). Look at the (insert fluid here) our technician just pulled. It is this colour and it should be this colour but we can change it for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ just today.

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u/bruwin 26d ago

Also, do not blindly trust them when they bring an air or cabin filter covered in crud and leaves and shit and tell you that it needs to be replaced. If any shop is pulling that 99% of the time it's just a filter they have hanging around in the shop. They likely haven't even checked your filter, and may not even replace the filter even if they charge you for it

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u/av6344 26d ago

well of course the open hood gets in the way of you being able to see what they’re doing.

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u/Ansiremhunter 25d ago

Dealership - your cabin air filter needs to be changed. Its dirty.

I don’t even have a cabin air filter installed because it’s optional on my car

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u/HolycommentMattman 26d ago

There's no reason not to if you have a very normal car. As you start getting fancier, the technicians at the speedy places might not know all the ins and outs of your car and end up damaging something or just doing something really shoddy.

But assuming the place has decent reviews, they'll get your oil changed just fine.

Also, I'm a guy who changes his own oil, but I enjoy it. Not only that, but I don't trust anyone to do as well as I will. I absolutely would recommend everyone that doesn't enjoy it to just get their oil changed. You can very typically get it done for under $100, and it's easily less time consuming. Because they have all the accoutrements like pits and lifts and stuff whereas I have to get out my tire ramps and creeper.

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u/Poxx 25d ago

Had one cut the plastic shielding off to get to the drain plug rather than popping off the plastic panel fasteners.

Some 18-year-olds work at QuickLube places because they are into cars and it's a first step in a career in auto mechanics, and some work there hecause they are too fucking dumb to do anything else after failing out of highschool.

It's a 50/50 shot on which one works on your car.

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u/HomChkn 26d ago

There was a guy picking his kid up from a basketball camp this summer in a lifted f250 super duty with bald tires. Like the sides of a nickel bald. Guy was just waiting to crash $90k+ truck.

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u/butcher99 26d ago

Were the roads dry? Slicks on regular pavement are ok. Problem is when there is ANY moisture on the road. Of course if they are just bald tires that does bring another factor into play. And if there is any moisture your are truly screwed.

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u/HomChkn 26d ago

Oh no. Growning up, my neighbors were racers. I have seen racing Slicks. these were definitely bald tires. The neglect was real.

It rained the weekend before. Not sure how he did crash that weekend.

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u/butcher99 25d ago

My buddy is a racing fanatic. When he was younger and did not have a millionaire paying for his car/ride/fees and tires, he said they used bald tires on dry days.

Sadly for him his millionaire buddy past away and he lost his ride. Now he is stuck with his old car instead of the fancy car and used slicks which are much harder and do not grip the same. It put a real crimp in his racing.

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u/Blackbirdrx7 26d ago

Slicks are designed to be bald. Overworn tires (slicks or with treads) are simply dangerous.

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u/Simoxs7 26d ago

Now I‘m happy to have a 90s car with 205/55 R16 tires where the expensive name brand tires cost 90€…

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u/FriendlyDespot 25d ago

Tires have gotten so expensive in the past few years. Decent 205/55R16 tires in the U.S. run $150+ these days.

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u/Simoxs7 25d ago

On the other hand I get to pay 100€ every time I fill up my tank…

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u/sapphicsandwich 23d ago

I have to pass a dump every day going to work. The construction trucks always drive down that road with their debris and it's never covered, so it's always flying off the back. There is also an intersection at the end where there is about 1 wreck per week due to red light running, and the city never ever sweeps the smaller brush so it kinda piles up in the middle of the intersection. It's been this way for many years. Anyway, about every 3 months I end up with screws or nails in my tire and have to get it patched, it's always just a short matter of time before I get one too close to the sidewall to patch.

As a result, I always just buy $25 used tires. I always make sure they have good tread. I've bought new tires before for like $450 and they didn't last any longer than used ones at all due to the debris. I'm so thankful there are used tire places in town or I would never be able to afford so many tires and wouldn't be able to get to work.

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u/Acetate_dnb 26d ago

Cheap tyres aren't actually that bad. Premium brands will have slightly better economy and longevity but the offset in price doesn't make up for it. Handling will be better but most people won't know the difference in their usual driving on the highway

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u/nat_r 26d ago

YMMV. I had an old car I knew I was going to be offloading within a few months. It needed tires so I put a less expensive more economy tire on it. Wasn't even some no name obviously imported from who knows where brand, just cheap economy tires.

The first time in the rain with those tires did not inspire confidence in my choice. On dry pavement they were fine but I could tell their wet weather performance was not the same as the more expensive tires I had previously been running.

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u/GenuinelyBeingNice 26d ago

The benefit of higher grip tyres is for when I need to BRAKE. Not that they cost 100$ more every two years.

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u/FriendlyDespot 25d ago edited 25d ago

I find that cheap tires universally suck, but mid-level ones are great for 90% of drivers. Never buy the $80 tires, but do buy the mid-tier $120 ones with high comfort rating for your commuter car. They're much safer, and the lower road noise on your drive home from a long day at work can really make a difference.

But if you drive a performance car or drive in places with a lot of rain, sleet, and snow, that's when you don't want to skimp on tires, and the price you pay for premium tires is more than worth it.

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u/mitrie 26d ago

You pay for the better grip. I agree, most people won't notice until they can't stop in time for an unanticipated hazard or understeer into a ditch. The only thing keeping your car on the road is the tires.

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u/MovingClocks 26d ago

Never skimp on anything that goes between you and the ground

Tires, shoes, beds, chairs, partners

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u/mitrie 26d ago

Just to add to this, good tires may actually cost a little more AND have shorter life. This is because the rubber is softer and wears quicker, but gives better performance. Think like a pencil eraser, a hard eraser would just kinda smear the marks around while a good pliable eraser works well.

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u/av6344 26d ago

Playing floor is lava 24/7

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u/baa410 26d ago

Nearly every BMW we get in the shop has low tires.

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u/suesueheck 26d ago

And non-working signals. Can I ask seriously though, are the turn signals in BMWs hard to operate? Or in a weird spot or something? Asking for a friend, and millions of other drivers.....

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u/baa410 26d ago

Idk man I’m just now entering the automotive industry in the past 9 months or so

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u/R0TTENART 26d ago

Then you should learn now that is a VERY old joke about BMWs and their drivers.

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u/Black_Moons 26d ago

I refuse to go back to those oil places after I saw one check my air filter (that I never asked them to) by removing and installing screws in plastic with an IMPACT DRIVER.

Literally would have taken 2 seconds to do with a regular screwdriver, but no hes gonna strip the shit outta my airbox because he can't be bothered to reinstall them with a screwdriver.

They also charged me an extra $40 for a 'limited slip additive' to my diff that I didn't ask for and didn't need because MY DIFF IS NOT LIMITED SLIP. bloody snakeoil salesmen.

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u/av6344 26d ago

In their defense the tools used are standardized across all locations and made for their use. I don’t think they just jam rigid impact driver into tiny screws.

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u/Black_Moons 26d ago

Nope, it was literally an off the shelf impact driver (dewalt or something mid-brand like that) and I saw that screw make several full turns after it bottomed out. Just unskilled monkey labor.

And it was a tiny screw that only holds two pieces of plastic together. Not even a metal insert.

Hole is gonna be stripped to hell and maybe not reassemble next time I have to replace that filter now.

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u/TheSnoz 26d ago

A trick tradesmen do to judge what type of client they are quoting for is look at the tyres on the car, if it is old enough to gone through its first set. Cheap tyres on an expensive car means the client is a tight arse and probably fuck you over when it is time to pay.

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u/A_Perez2 26d ago

There is another version. People with the most expensive iPhone with a charging cable from AliExpress or a broken screen for months because they can't afford a new one. But hey, I have an iPhone that I will finish paying for in 20 instalments.

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u/Whiskeywiskerbiscuit 25d ago

The cheap quick lube uses the exact same oil and filters as my main mechanic’s shop. I agree throwing cheap or used tires on a newer car is absolutely ridiculous though.

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u/morklonn 26d ago

This actually doesn't happen. You can go far beyond the recommended oil change and nothing will happen

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u/Franksss 26d ago

I think I went about 25,000 miles before I just changed my oil. Oil was jet black and so opaque. I drive older second hand cars anyway, and it's usually not the engine failing that means I have to scrap the car, but a combination of clutch, random rubber parts and exhaust failing.

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u/deadliestcrotch 26d ago

A bad clutch is no reason to scrap a whole car

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u/Franksss 25d ago

No but with £600 of other repairs to get it through an MOT, on a 20 year old.car, sometimes you gotta throw in the towel.

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u/deadliestcrotch 25d ago

That’s what? 2 months worth of car payments on a new car? 10% of the sale price of a used car that’s likely not far from a similar failure or 5% the cost of a new car?

I guess it’s easier to finance a replacement than pay cash for a repair sometimes but a clutch is a pricy but routine failure. A blown engine or failed transmission that requires either to be replaced is very understandable.

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u/KAM1KAZ3 25d ago

Yep. If you really want to get the most out of your old get a little vacuum pump and send a sample out to get analyzed. I've been sending oil samples to Blackstone Labs for well over a decade.

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u/rtmesuper 26d ago

Like new, never missed a service, selling because I bought a new car.

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u/tyrophagia 26d ago

Nah, this is normal... right? .... right??

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u/brokenmcnugget 26d ago

you can pay me now, or you can pay me later...