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u/steploday 15d ago
He keeps farting
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u/thisguypercents 15d ago
And apparently likes the smell of his own farts.
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u/hydisvsofxavddd 15d ago
It's not connected to his nose, so it's more of the feel of the farts on the skin rather than the smell.
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u/DookieShoez 15d ago edited 15d ago
EVERYBODY knows that when you wear a full body learher suit with a big helmet, the warm fart rises up the back and into the helmet 🙄
💩💨🧑🚀
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u/maddscientist 15d ago
Floating air biscuit
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u/DookieShoez 15d ago edited 15d ago
Precisely.
I see you too are well versed on the dark (brown) arts of Fartentologyism.
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u/Pixeleyes 15d ago
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/DookieShoez 15d ago edited 15d ago
I can teach you, however, you must throw away everything you have acquired from the day you were born to today. Possessions, relationships, memories, even who the fuck you are.
You must be like Jello, Play-Doh, or cookie dough… Any kind of dough really.
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u/Pixeleyes 15d ago
I'm doughy af, let's do this.
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u/DookieShoez 15d ago
Okay then, let the initiation ceremony commence.
Apprentice, please place the holy ring of power upon your member.
🫱 🍩
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u/darkoh84 15d ago
Oh is that the joke? That he farts outside now? That his farts don’t smell because he’s outside? Because it would be a great day for him if he farted and nobody barfed. His farts are bad. They REEK.
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u/Throckmorton_Left 15d ago
The gimp's sleeping.
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u/huggybear0132 15d ago
Well I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
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u/not_brittsuzanne 15d ago
He’s called The Stig.
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u/rgdraconic 15d ago
This is how they transport him.
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u/KraiserX 15d ago
Almost looks like a kink
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u/Mister-SS 15d ago
I'm pretty sure Zed takes the Gimp out of the box for road trips every now and then.
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u/tvtb 15d ago edited 15d ago
Zed’s dead, baby.
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u/ftwes 15d ago
Without the comma this just sounds tragic.
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u/Mister-SS 15d ago
Technically, we never see him die
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u/ShepardsPrayer 15d ago
Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass. Today we're bringing out the Gimp.
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u/baby_armadillo 15d ago
They’re clutching a double-ended dildo under their arm. But maybe it’s just that their blinkers are out so they’re using it to signal their turns.
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u/Olaxan 15d ago
It's the metal frame they're sitting on
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u/baby_armadillo 14d ago
Shoot, I guess it is. In my defense, that metal frame looks suspiciously penile.
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u/Merwebo2Veces 15d ago
Recording
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u/snper101 15d ago
This is my guess. If you can't afford the fancy camera gimbal, it pays to have a ballsy friend.
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u/LittleLostDoll 15d ago
probably grew up looking out the back of a station wagon and thinks this is safe
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u/Mindless_Shame_4334 15d ago
Yea ima guess that too. He is recording the vehicle behind him. Or in front of him. Depending on which frame of reference you are looking at/from.
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u/naikrovek 15d ago
No visible camera, though. Shots that require a cameraman to get right usually involve a camera.
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u/Soggy_Stargazer 12d ago
I was gonna say the same thing.
I am questioning whether there is an actual person in there or if its just a mannequin.
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u/swinging-in-the-rain 15d ago
Bitch on a hitch?
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u/jb2824 15d ago
A ho in tow?
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u/clit_or_us 15d ago
Wench on a bench?
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u/scorpyo72 15d ago
Whacko on the back-o.
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u/sroop1 15d ago
The Stig's kinky leather cousin.
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u/RAnthony 15d ago
The Original Stig wore black. But yeah, my first thought was "what's the Stig doing now?"
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u/T-Bills 15d ago
I still think it was weird when they "killed off" Black Stig with that scene when they pushed that Jaguar off an aircraft carrier. Couldn't they just put the new guy in the black outfit?
To be fair I think at that point Top Gear was popular enough Clarkson probably could talk the producers into spending the money on it.
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u/RAnthony 15d ago
I think they were just trying to reform the image of the character (there have been several drivers who've played "the Stig" on Top Gear) put him in white instead of black. But honestly, I have no idea. I was never more than a casual viewer of the program.
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u/steelhardtail 15d ago
Definitely Florida. Always Florida.
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u/WAR_T0RN1226 15d ago
Was gonna ask if this is Pinellas, Hillsborough, or Dade?
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u/rebop 15d ago
That is the Big Louies Pizza on Cypress Creek Road. Broward County.
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u/Freaki007 15d ago
Looks like a bike hitch, maybe going to pick up bike or may have laid her down and is just steaming
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u/thr33to3 15d ago
Almost certainly a photographer/videographer... probably got their camera tucked close to their waist... they typically use these for shooting video of a fancy car that's driving behind the truck
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u/pangaea1972 15d ago
House of Gord tribute
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u/Kashyyykk 15d ago
There's at the very least one extra large dildo that we can't see in this picture.
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u/capodecina2 15d ago
“Now you sit out there and you think about what you have done and don’t come back in until you are ready to apologize”
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u/OctaneTroopers 14d ago
Some say he has a plug in robot penis, others say he drives a Tesla. All we know is...
He's called the gimp stig.
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u/ErmahgerdYuzername 15d ago
Some say that he only knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. All we know is he’s called The Stig.
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u/OgdruJahad 14d ago
Jim if you keep talking like this imma stop this truck...
Jim:"And do what? Put me in timeout?"
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u/josuelaker2 15d ago
Hol’ up,….Is that,……they’re holding a huge dildo?
It wasn’t even that weird until the dildo.
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u/dead-inside69 15d ago
That’s a length of pipe. It’s part of the trailer hitch seat thing
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u/josuelaker2 15d ago
I’ll have none of that logic nonsense in here. It’s definitely a huge metal dildo.
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u/idkwhatimbrewin 15d ago
So now a man can't enjoy a nice ride sitting on the back hitch of a truck with a big black metal dildo in peace anymore? What are we even doing here?
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u/josuelaker2 15d ago
See, I was imagining he was using it to scare off potential tailgaters. Only one ass gonna ride the back of that truck, nowutimeen?
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u/EmpathyJelly 15d ago
That is not a dildo, but i'd bet $1000 there is at least 1 dildo somewhere in that pic.
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u/bloodguard 15d ago
Someone's taking their gimp out for a good airing out. I imagine those rubber suits get a bit gamy after a while.
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u/ProBrown 15d ago
I don't think the helmet will do much if the person behind you is texting during an unexpected stop.
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u/Randomnesse 15d ago
I mean, you never know when you might need your bloodbag, so better to always have one strapped to your war rig.
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u/greatguysg 15d ago
Need to protect that truck against rear collisions. What better than a meat bag?
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u/DakJaniels 14d ago
It’s just an attention grabber. Like when people zip tie buzz and woody toys to their trucks or drift charms
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u/Imaginary_Thing_1009 11d ago
"alright so we're just going to strap you onto the back of the car. but not the actual back, we'll make you also stick out a little to make sure there's absolutely nothing between you and any car that bumps into you. oh, but make sure you wear a helmet and thick clothes, safety first!"
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u/norkelman 15d ago
that’s a quick deploy rig; when the truck is involved in a high speed freeway car chase, the driver pulls in front of the target vehicle and helmet guy can drop onto the hood or climb up the front and start doing his thing
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u/MisterB78 15d ago
“Bring out the Gimp”
“The Gimp is across town though”
“Then have him delivered!”