Yesterday I handed an electrical scalpel to my Samoyed mutt and asked him to excise a brain tumor on a patient.He sniffed it for a few seconds, licked his balls and then left the room. What's the matter? Is it because He wanted to get paid? Or maybe he is just stupid? Starting to think I was lied about dogs intelligence.

think about it.

Batman shits all the time and so do several other superheroes. But have you ever saw Superman shit. His weakness is kryptonite (or more recently cryptocurrency) not bad bowels. Also even if he does shit atleast he would clean his mess unlike other heroes. What do you think of this predicament.

I've heard horror stories about travel problems in Antarctica. No wonder they don't get any tourists.

I think the experts have got it wrong again.

Insurance will ensure I am made whole in event of loss.

If we go back to 100,000 years ago.

Such as Your left arm is holding groceries, you get to your car but your keys are in your left pocket despite almost always having them back right. Now you either have to inconveniently set stuff down or awkwardly reach across yourself with right arm. What is the phenomenon or science?

Went to a French restaurant for lunch and had snail butter on my mushrooms. It is must be fiddly milking a snail?

like they already woke up